《South Park Preferences》How You Met
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age range: 14-15
You met Kyle when he was working at Cartman's Burger Shack, you had happened to get a scam and went to complain about it. Kyle saw how angry you were and asked what the problem was, Kyle decided to make a new friend while giving her a refund.
age range: 16-17
He met you when Wendy broke up with him and was about to go join the goths. He was crying at the park and you were there with your little cousin, you saw him looking depressed so you went to go try and make him feel better. You guys have been friends since then!
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age range: 17
You met Kenny when he was shopping at a thrift store looking for some clothes. You had happened to be shopping as well but for some cassettes, Kenny being the flirtatious man he is decided to flirt with you. You ended up hitting him because you got scared but you apologized and Kenny got to be friends with you in return.
age range: 11-12
Your dad had met Liane and they basically set up a playdate for you and Cartman while they decided to 'have fun reading upstairs'. Both you and Cartman knew what was going on and decided to go outside to play with his dolls. You didn't judge him for that and since then, you've been his girl bestfriend.
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age range: 16
You met Tweek when you needed some extra money so you decided to apply for Tweak Bros Coffee shop! You got hired immediately and started your shift the next day, that's when you first met the cute jumpy boy. You guys got along after you helped him calm down and you guys have been inseparable since!
age range: 14-15
Craig and you met when you were shopping for your pet guinea-pigs. You had bumped into him and he flipped you off, you returned his kind gesture and you both now hang out daily and talk about setting up a playdate for your guinea pigs.
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age range: 16
Token threw a big Christmas party and invited everyone in the school, you showed up in a Gucci sweater for his party. People started shipping you two and you guys bumped into each other when getting a drink, every since then, you guys would have conversations about how people annoyed you after that night.
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age range: 15
You guys met when both of you were waiting in the line for Taco Bell, that day it happened to be super long and you were in line next to each other. Clyde hit off a conversation when he complimented your ass, attempting to flirt. You just laughed and since then, you've been hanging out at Taco Bell everyday.
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age range: 15-16
How you met Butters is actually pretty sad. You were just walking around town one day when you saw a blonde-headed boy getting picked on by this chubby kid. You ran over there, helping the poor boy defend himself. He thought you were an angel since that day so you guys obviously became friends.
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age range: 10-11
You met Jimmy when you saw him preform in the school talent show. Not alot of people thought his jokes were funny but you absolutely adored them. Afterwards, you decided to meet him and you still don't regret becoming friends with him.
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age range: 12
You met Scott at a diabetes camp. Scott and you both had diabetes, so you spent the whole summer together. You guys became really close friends and would hang out everyday, you guys kept in contact when you had left but then you moved to South Park, where you guys would continue hanging out almost everyday.
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age range: 17
You met Pete when serving him coffee at the diner he always goes to. He was there by himself so he actually decided to be nice to a conformist. Ever since that night, you guys exchanged numbers and you would talk about your favorite musicians.
age range: 13
You met Michael when you went behind the school to smoke one day, you had a rough day and decided to take a break. At first, Michael was rude but then opened up once he saw you weren't like the other conformists he had met. You guys would skip class everyday at a certain time but Michael didn't let you smoke a whole bunch because he cared about your health.
age range: 16
Gary had met you when he was at the pool. You happened to be a lifegaurd and he saw you save someone from drowning, that's when he decided he wanted to be friends with you. After your shift was done and he was about to leave, he came up to you and you loved how nice he was. He told you that he thought you were cute and amazing to have saved someone's life. Ever since then, you guys would hang out at the pool when you worked and you would go visit his family on the weekends.
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age range: 9
You guys met when he started going to public school. You first had talked to him at the dance because he seemed like he was having a super hard time that night, he really liked you so he asked you on a date. You friend-zoned him but you told him that you guys would have to hang out a bit more. You guys would hang out everyday since that night!
age range: 10
You happened to be bestfriends with Kenny, this means you had got to meet Satan before. One day, he just happened to show up with Damien. He absolutely adored you, he thought you were the cutest thing ever. After that day, he just started showing up more and more.
age range: 15
You had met David when you were getting take out for your aunt at his restaurant. He had seen a cute girl waiting for the food so he decided to write his number on the receipt. David brought it out to you and you went home. Your aunt looked at the receipt and about screamed, handing you it and the phone. You called him and got along super well, you guys just hit it off since then!
age range: 17
You met Christophe when you had joined the gardening club. Since he liked to get dirty, he joined the club for that reason only. The teacher assigned partners and you two got picked, you guys really hit it off though and you both talked about your love for gardening everyday.
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age range: 14
You were one of the students who were failing Math, so you needed some big help in that. You guys met up at the library and he kept on teasing you. It turned into a game for you guys and it got you two so distracted that you didn't learn anything, you guys did have fun though so you started to hang out more.
age range: 15
Kevin had met you when he saw you in a Star Trek cosplay at a convention. He absolutely loved your cosplay and decided to go talk to you! Ever since that day, you stayed in contact until you moved in with your grandparents, who happened to live in South Park. You guys would hang out everyday and talk about things that were sci-fi.
age range: 17
You met Wendy at a protest conveniently enough. The protest was about animal cruelty and you bumped into each other, you both kept apologizing and decided to stick around together during the protest. Afterwards, you guys gave each other's phone numbers to each other and would go to protests on the weekends.
age range: 13
Bebe and you both happened to be ex-girlfriend's of Clyde. He accidently went to far and you guys teamed up to play a prank on him. Ever since that day, you two have been even better friends than her and Wendy!
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age range: 10
At the time, you were Craig's bestfriend. When Red had showed up, you both naturally liked to tease Craig so you immediately hit it off after hours of teasing him.
age range: 17
You had met Nichole at a Post Malone concert. You had happened to be standing next to her, while being hyped up, you accidently bumped into her. You guys just started rocking out together after that, since then, you would go to concerts with her almost every month!
age range: 14
Heidi met you when she had decided to go to a Pride Festival with Craig and Tweek. You were there with your friends and you guys met at a food stand. Heidi made you spill your drink and she offered to pay, ever since then, you guys would hang out daily at her place, which got Cartman jealous a few times.
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age range: 16
One night, Rebecca had decided to hang out with brother at a new diner that opened up. You had happened to run there because Cartman told you about the amazing fries they had, making Rebecca fall over in the process. You immediately apologized and helped her up. Since you bumped into them, you used the money Cartman gave you to pay for their food. Rebecca thought you were lovely and you guys would go to the diner every weekend after that!
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