《*Crack* of me and my friends.》Part Nine~

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1.

Miley: people born is 2008 will still be alive in 9030 life is chaotic!

Pei Nee: now I'm bad at math but I'm pretty sure that's wrong.

Jessica: no it's correct. You'll be 95 atleast it's achievable.

Chloe: NO YOU WOULD BE 7022 YEARS OLD HAVE YOU GUYS NOT READ ONE SINGLE BOOK IN YOUR LIFE!?!?!

Jessica: IVE READ BEF-

Chloe: THATS NOT SMUT!?!!

Jessica:

2.

Jessica: I'm not out of control,I'm a normal,rule abiding person!

Parents: oh really!? Name one of the ten commandments then

Jessica: Uh....uh.... D- Do not steal!

Parents: girl, you've broken all of them!

Jessica:

Jessica: I didn't kill anyone or married another women's man though

3.

Chloe: your a loose cannon Penny

Pei Nee: no,I'm not. A canon maybe but a lose canon? Is that really how you see me Chloe?

Miley: I would say that she plays by her own rules thou-

Siew Hui: no,she and Jess think rules are meant to be broken.

Jazlyn: those are all the things of a loose canon.

Pei Nee: I've become a loose renegade maybe. Jess is the real loose cannon.

Jessica *shouts from across the room*: rules are meant to be broken! No one is a fucking Saint ya know A-Hui! Even you've broken rules!

Chloe: which are true

Siew Hui:

Siew Hui: don't encourage them!

4.

Jessica:*running towards Zi Eng to hug her*

Zi Eng: *moves outta way*

Jessica: *sad* Why'd you move?

Zi Eng: I thought you were gonna attack me.

Jessica: I wanted to hug you though!

Zi Eng: Why would you hug me-

Jessica: Why would I attack you!?!

5.

Jessica *texting Chloe*: help,I'm getting kidnapped

Chloe: where are you?!

Jessica: in a car,...with a strange person....

Chloe: Hold on I'll call Yashini

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Yashini*answering the phone*: hello~?

Chloe: where's Jess? She texted me saying she's getting kidnapped.

Yashini: Jess? She's right here next to me

Yashini:

Yashini: hold on imma call you back

Yashini: THE NEW LOOK ISNT THAT BAD!

Jessica: WHO ARE YOU!?!!!

6.

Yoke Hui: the foods too hot,I can't eat it yet *hungry and sad*

Hui Lin: your too hot and I still eat you *smirks*

Yoke Hui: blushes*

Hui Lin: winks at her*

Jessica,Cammy and Zi Eng: one dinner... WE JUST WANT ONE FUCKING DINNER!

7.

Chloe: how did the date with Elaine go?

Cammy: it was great until I tried to compliment her. I wanted to say you have beautiful eyes and a gorgeous smile.

Chloe: and?

Jessica: about to laugh but holding it in*

Cammy: she smiled at me and I said you have eyes...

Jessica: burst out laughing* (bol that should be a word lol)

8.

Pei Nee: *kisses Siew Hui's cheek*

Siew Hui; what was that?

Pei Nee: Affection

Siew Hui: bleh

Pei Nee:

Siew Hui:

Pei Nee:

Siew Hui: do it again

9.

Max: I've been dropping subtle hints that I like him

Max: *walks over to Tan* I seriously can't stand you!

10.

Jian Hao: What's a Queen without her king?

Cindy: well historically better ig

Max: what about Juliet without her Romeo?

Jessica: Um...Um....Uh... AH! ALIVE!

Everyone:

11.

Julie: did you eat my chocolate brownies?

Zachary: *mouth full* No

Julie: then what's the black colour stain on your cheeks?

Zachary: frik

12.

Pei Nee: Hey,has anybody seen Chloe?

Jessica: Wait,I got this

Jessica, shouting*: Penny said she doesn't like me again!

Chloe, coming through the door*: Penny, you have to be nicer ok?

Pei Nee:

13.

Tan: I'm sorry I just sneezed and liked your post.

Max: damn daddy on all my pictures?

Tan: I have the flu

14.

Zachary: here's a fun Christmas idea. Instead of Kissing everyone you see under the mistletoe you have to slap them

Julie: pls no..

Nicole: Misleslap

Zoey: don't encourage him!

15.

Puan Yeo: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do.

Pei Nee: don't let anyone sit,let them stand.

Siew Hui: bring 3 more chairs

Kai Qi: the one's who are in best behaviour can sit down.

Jessica:

Jessica: Just kill three.

Once again ideas are all from MXTX Crack

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