《*Crack* of me and my friends.》Part Nine~
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1.
Miley: people born is 2008 will still be alive in 9030 life is chaotic!
Pei Nee: now I'm bad at math but I'm pretty sure that's wrong.
Jessica: no it's correct. You'll be 95 atleast it's achievable.
Chloe: NO YOU WOULD BE 7022 YEARS OLD HAVE YOU GUYS NOT READ ONE SINGLE BOOK IN YOUR LIFE!?!?!
Jessica: IVE READ BEF-
Chloe: THATS NOT SMUT!?!!
Jessica:
2.
Jessica: I'm not out of control,I'm a normal,rule abiding person!
Parents: oh really!? Name one of the ten commandments then
Jessica: Uh....uh.... D- Do not steal!
Parents: girl, you've broken all of them!
Jessica:
Jessica: I didn't kill anyone or married another women's man though
3.
Chloe: your a loose cannon Penny
Pei Nee: no,I'm not. A canon maybe but a lose canon? Is that really how you see me Chloe?
Miley: I would say that she plays by her own rules thou-
Siew Hui: no,she and Jess think rules are meant to be broken.
Jazlyn: those are all the things of a loose canon.
Pei Nee: I've become a loose renegade maybe. Jess is the real loose cannon.
Jessica *shouts from across the room*: rules are meant to be broken! No one is a fucking Saint ya know A-Hui! Even you've broken rules!
Chloe: which are true
Siew Hui:
Siew Hui: don't encourage them!
4.
Jessica:*running towards Zi Eng to hug her*
Zi Eng: *moves outta way*
Jessica: *sad* Why'd you move?
Zi Eng: I thought you were gonna attack me.
Jessica: I wanted to hug you though!
Zi Eng: Why would you hug me-
Jessica: Why would I attack you!?!
5.
Jessica *texting Chloe*: help,I'm getting kidnapped
Chloe: where are you?!
Jessica: in a car,...with a strange person....
Chloe: Hold on I'll call Yashini
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Yashini*answering the phone*: hello~?
Chloe: where's Jess? She texted me saying she's getting kidnapped.
Yashini: Jess? She's right here next to me
Yashini:
Yashini: hold on imma call you back
Yashini: THE NEW LOOK ISNT THAT BAD!
Jessica: WHO ARE YOU!?!!!
6.
Yoke Hui: the foods too hot,I can't eat it yet *hungry and sad*
Hui Lin: your too hot and I still eat you *smirks*
Yoke Hui: blushes*
Hui Lin: winks at her*
Jessica,Cammy and Zi Eng: one dinner... WE JUST WANT ONE FUCKING DINNER!
7.
Chloe: how did the date with Elaine go?
Cammy: it was great until I tried to compliment her. I wanted to say you have beautiful eyes and a gorgeous smile.
Chloe: and?
Jessica: about to laugh but holding it in*
Cammy: she smiled at me and I said you have eyes...
Jessica: burst out laughing* (bol that should be a word lol)
8.
Pei Nee: *kisses Siew Hui's cheek*
Siew Hui; what was that?
Pei Nee: Affection
Siew Hui: bleh
Pei Nee:
Siew Hui:
Pei Nee:
Siew Hui: do it again
9.
Max: I've been dropping subtle hints that I like him
Max: *walks over to Tan* I seriously can't stand you!
10.
Jian Hao: What's a Queen without her king?
Cindy: well historically better ig
Max: what about Juliet without her Romeo?
Jessica: Um...Um....Uh... AH! ALIVE!
Everyone:
11.
Julie: did you eat my chocolate brownies?
Zachary: *mouth full* No
Julie: then what's the black colour stain on your cheeks?
Zachary: frik
12.
Pei Nee: Hey,has anybody seen Chloe?
Jessica: Wait,I got this
Jessica, shouting*: Penny said she doesn't like me again!
Chloe, coming through the door*: Penny, you have to be nicer ok?
Pei Nee:
13.
Tan: I'm sorry I just sneezed and liked your post.
Max: damn daddy on all my pictures?
Tan: I have the flu
14.
Zachary: here's a fun Christmas idea. Instead of Kissing everyone you see under the mistletoe you have to slap them
Julie: pls no..
Nicole: Misleslap
Zoey: don't encourage him!
15.
Puan Yeo: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do.
Pei Nee: don't let anyone sit,let them stand.
Siew Hui: bring 3 more chairs
Kai Qi: the one's who are in best behaviour can sit down.
Jessica:
Jessica: Just kill three.
Once again ideas are all from MXTX Crack
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