《*Crack* of me and my friends.》Part Eight
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Am back mwehheh
1.
Hui Lin: I wanna spice things up
Yoke Hui: I don't like cili
Hui Lin: no I mean in the bedroom
Yoke Hui: No matter where I eat it I still don't like it..
2.
Chloe: Jess what's wrong?
Jessica: Miley keeps using common phrases wrongly!
Miley: Oh cry me a kitchen,Lynn-Jie
3.
Chloe to Pei Nee: You can't make everyone like you! Your not Jess!
Jessica: Not everyone likes me either! Who told you guys everyone likes m-
Chloe: Who?
Jessica: Huh-?
Pei Nee: Names
Jessica: What?!
The duo: gives us their names
Jessica: I thought I was the one to do the killing though...
4.
Elaine: how's the sexiest person here doing?
Cammy: idk how are they doin?
Elaine blushing hardcore*: I-
Jessica*from across the hall*: I'm doing great thx for asking!
Pei Nee: .... SHUT THE FUCK UP YA DUMBASS THEY AINT TALKIN TO YOU!
5.
Julie: I like the way you move
Zachary: wdym? Do I look cute or hot or sexy-
Julie: no you live like a gorilla on drugs
Julie: It's sooo funny!
6.
Pei Nee: Chloe isn't answering her phone
Jessica: sighs* I'll call her
Siew Hui: me and penny have already tried 9 time what makes you think you can get thr-
Chloe from the other side of the phone*: yeah Jess??
7.
Tan: what's the best way to kill someone?
Chloe: Kindness
Pei Nee: make them super depressed
Jessica: if your being stealthy then cyanide poison would do good for you. Otherwise, other then strangling and using a sword to behead them is fine. I would use a sword though.
Chloe:
Pei Nee:
Tan:
Pei Nee: Why did you explain it so well...
8.
Jessica: I'm gonna play you a song I wrote, it's called how my life's been lately.
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Chloe: Closes ears*
Everyone: confused on why she closed her ears*
Jessica: plays Luo Ye* *puts Luo Ye down* Screams loudly* gets spacked by penny*
Everyone: WTF!?!?!!
9.
Zachary: your the most beautiful person I've ever seen and met.
Julie: just say what you want.
Zachary: that's last slice of pizza thx.
10.
Jessica: Hey- Zoey you ok?
Zoey: Yeah sniff* it's just the onions
Jessica:......
Jessica: those are tomatoes
Zoey: well in that case am not ok!
11.
Jessica: I put the fun in dysfunctional
12.
Julie: only the good die young...
Max:
Jessica:
Jessica: well good then. Cause we're incredibly fucking awful as hell
Chloe:
13.
Jessica: Pas the mayo
Pei Nee: what's the magic word?
Jessica: or else
Pei Nee: that's two words but point taken ig
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See you in next part lol bye
Love y'all 💕💕🤗🤗
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