《*Crack* of me and my friends.》Part Eight

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Am back mwehheh

1.

Hui Lin: I wanna spice things up

Yoke Hui: I don't like cili

Hui Lin: no I mean in the bedroom

Yoke Hui: No matter where I eat it I still don't like it..

2.

Chloe: Jess what's wrong?

Jessica: Miley keeps using common phrases wrongly!

Miley: Oh cry me a kitchen,Lynn-Jie

3.

Chloe to Pei Nee: You can't make everyone like you! Your not Jess!

Jessica: Not everyone likes me either! Who told you guys everyone likes m-

Chloe: Who?

Jessica: Huh-?

Pei Nee: Names

Jessica: What?!

The duo: gives us their names

Jessica: I thought I was the one to do the killing though...

4.

Elaine: how's the sexiest person here doing?

Cammy: idk how are they doin?

Elaine blushing hardcore*: I-

Jessica*from across the hall*: I'm doing great thx for asking!

Pei Nee: .... SHUT THE FUCK UP YA DUMBASS THEY AINT TALKIN TO YOU!

5.

Julie: I like the way you move

Zachary: wdym? Do I look cute or hot or sexy-

Julie: no you live like a gorilla on drugs

Julie: It's sooo funny!

6.

Pei Nee: Chloe isn't answering her phone

Jessica: sighs* I'll call her

Siew Hui: me and penny have already tried 9 time what makes you think you can get thr-

Chloe from the other side of the phone*: yeah Jess??

7.

Tan: what's the best way to kill someone?

Chloe: Kindness

Pei Nee: make them super depressed

Jessica: if your being stealthy then cyanide poison would do good for you. Otherwise, other then strangling and using a sword to behead them is fine. I would use a sword though.

Chloe:

Pei Nee:

Tan:

Pei Nee: Why did you explain it so well...

8.

Jessica: I'm gonna play you a song I wrote, it's called how my life's been lately.

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Chloe: Closes ears*

Everyone: confused on why she closed her ears*

Jessica: plays Luo Ye* *puts Luo Ye down* Screams loudly* gets spacked by penny*

Everyone: WTF!?!?!!

9.

Zachary: your the most beautiful person I've ever seen and met.

Julie: just say what you want.

Zachary: that's last slice of pizza thx.

10.

Jessica: Hey- Zoey you ok?

Zoey: Yeah sniff* it's just the onions

Jessica:......

Jessica: those are tomatoes

Zoey: well in that case am not ok!

11.

Jessica: I put the fun in dysfunctional

12.

Julie: only the good die young...

Max:

Jessica:

Jessica: well good then. Cause we're incredibly fucking awful as hell

Chloe:

13.

Jessica: Pas the mayo

Pei Nee: what's the magic word?

Jessica: or else

Pei Nee: that's two words but point taken ig

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See you in next part lol bye

Love y'all 💕💕🤗🤗

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