《*Crack* of me and my friends.》Part SEVEN
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1.
Chloe: *kicking the door open* *looking panicked*
Yashini: what's wrong?
Jessica: *comes in after Chloe*: NOBODY DIED
Pei Nee: What kind of answer is THAT!?
2.
Siew Hui: You can't murder people just cause you think they're obnoxious and ignorant!
Jessica: Maybe YOU can't!
3.
Chloe: Did you have dinner?
Jessica: yeah I ate salad
Jessica: well,a fruit salad
Jessica: well, mostly grapes
Jessica: all grapes
Jessica: fermented grapes
Chloe: Jess-
Jessica: Fine I had wine.
(If y'all know pls tell me what Xuanli is made off cause meh dad refuse to tell me even though he knows I drink. Arigato)
4.
Julie: aww look some kid drew some funny looking dog
Zoey: but there's no kids here
Paris trying to draw a Dino: That's my fucking signature.
5.
Pei Nee: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Chloe: it's not smirking at everyone, their just imagining it.
Pei Nee: but three of us already saw it though...
Chloe: *points to Jess* sleep deprivation, *points to Siew Hui* paranoia, *points to Kai Qi* multiple personality disorder.
6.
Ashley: Do you think different laundry detergents have different flavours?
Jessica: they do
Pei Nee: Why did you say that so quickly and with so much certainty?
Jessica:
Chloe: OH HELL NO-
Jessica: *Yeets self outta window*
7.
Max: You wanna see how harcore I am?!
Max: *punches wall*
Max:
Max: take me to the hospital
8.
Miley: I really like this good guy bad guy thing y'all got going on
Jessica: it's not an act... It's just that I mean and Chloe isn't.
9.
Pei Nee: I've had enough of this
Siew Hui: of what?
Pei Nee: *aggressively gestures to everyone/thing
10.
Chloe & Yashini: We know you went out to buy wine last night, Jessica
Pei Nee: Play dumb
Jessica: Who's Jessica?
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Pei Nee: NOT THAT DUMB!
11.
Yoke Hui: Imagine someone handed you a box of all the things you had lost in your life.
Pei Nee: Self-esteem!? Haven't see you in a long time!
Jessica: My childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!!
Hui Lin: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Kai Qi: my moral code is that you?
Yoke Hui: I was just gonna show you a box my parents gave me but do you guys want a hug...?
12.
Zi Eng: Jessica and I have a way that we talk we like finish
Jessica: -eachother's sentences
Zi Eng: YEAH!
13.
Jessica: I'm an idiot
Pei Nee:
Siew Hui:
Kheng Man:
Zi Eng:
Shakinaa:
Miley:
Jazlyn:
Michelle:
Jeremy:
Pei Nee: If you waiting for us to disagree then this is gonna be the longest day ever.
14.
Pei Nee: look left cause you ain't treating me right.
Zi Eng: look right cause you left
Siew Hui: look up cause you let me down.
Max: looking down cause you fucked up
Jessica: Sighs* yells* CHLOE THEY'VE HIT DEPRESSION AGAIN!
These ideas came from MXTX I'm not exactly coping but some are my idea 😼 if the author of MXTX crack sees this pls comment and say how these stories are...
Thank you.
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