《*Crack* of me and my friends.》Part FoUR
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1.
Jian Hao: Your up earlier then usual.
Jessica:
Max: You never went to sleep did you.
2.
Puan Lau: I'm not feeling too well lately.
Puan Lau: There's this headache that's come and goes
Jessica: Walks in*
Puan Lau: oh look! There it is again.
Jessica:.....
3.
Pei Nee: I'm quick at math.
Elaine: oh really? Then what's 58+60x5?
Pei Nee: 230
Elaine: wrong. But you were close.
Pei Nee: wrong but quick!
Yashini: s-shes got a point though...
4.
Zi Eng: how would A-Lynn get out of a mess like this??
Kheng Man: Oh she won't. She'll make a bigger mess that cancels this one out.
Zi Eng: ah...ok
5.
Jazlyn: wait- when wine or chocolate is involved you can suddenly to math in your head?
Miley: Lynn-Jie what's 19,154 of xuanli divided by 61 cups of xuanli
Jessica: 314
Puan Yeo: What if it were veggies?
Jess and the others: AHHHH!
Jessica: oh sorry teach. You came outta nowhere. Anyways what was your questiond?
Puan Yeo: I said what if it were veggies?
Jessica: carry the 4 and-
Jessica: it doesn't work.
Puan Yeo: Have you drank before?!?!
Jessica and the others in our minds: We fucked up...
Jessica: hehe... No ofc not.
6.
Chloe: darling could you pls pass me the butter?
Pei Nee: grabs butter*
Siew Hui: grabs butter*
Jessica: Running in with a stick of butter* you needed something da-jie??
7.
Jessica: What's a Thot?
Hui Lin: ...A very thoughtful person.
*Later at lunch*
Chloe: heres your food Jess.
Jessica: Thanks da-jie.your such a Thot!
Chloe and Hui Lin: Spits out water*
Chloe: glaring daggers into hui Lin*
(But still.... What is a Thot? Pls someone tell me the meaning in the comments. And I am not that ✨innocent✨ so don't say I am thank you.)
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8.
Genie: I am a genie you have three wishes.
Jessica: ..... Make that a 101
Genie: you have 100 wishes left.
Cin,Carl,max and Jian Hao: Nice one!
9.
Puan Lau: You five better explain right now!
Kai Qi: it was Jess
Zi Eng: it was A-Lynn
Kheng Man: it was A-Lynn
Jee Anne: it was A -Jess
Jessica: it was Jess
Everyone: .....
Jessica: damn
10.
Jessica: For someone who's always hydrated you don't look very refreshing.
Pei Nee: BURNRRNNNNNRRNNN
Jessica: water can't burn
Pei Nee:
Pei Nee: MELTT-
Jessica: How can water melt!?
Pei Nee:..
Pei Nee: EVAPORATEEEEEE
11.
Jessica: here A-Hui and Penny. A nice hot plate of rice.
Siew Hui: it's cold
Jessica: a nice plate of rice
Pei Nee: EW ITS TERRIBLE!
Jessica: A plate of rice
Siew Hui&Pei nee: Are you sure this is Rice??
Jessica: Plate.
12.
Pei Nee: I'm single,your single,you know what that means?
Siew Hui: Yeah
Siew Hui: We ugly
Jessica: SHE WANTS TO BANG YO-
*Muffled by Chloe again*
Chloe: NOPE! SHE SAID NOTHING YOU HEARD NOTHING!
LES GO LIL SIS~~
Jessica: Oh shit- I'm doomed..
Guys helppppp
Chloe: *brings Jess away to do some stuff*
Yashini: Here we go again...
13.
Cammy: you know, the most insulting thing you can say is "Who is this clown?"
Cammy: because it means 1) their a clown. 2) their an obsecure clown.
Jessica: I'd like to have some of whatever you smoking.
Cammy: Sure!
Jessica: *Takes it and smokes* taste horrible thx
Cammy: Mn welcome.
14.
Tan: Max,Knock Knock
Max:? Who's there
Jess,cin,Carl and Jian Hao: *smirking knowing whats gonna happen.*
Tan: let you fuck
Max: *still confused*let you Fuck who?
Tan: let me fuck you.
Max: blushing*
Jess: YASSSS I KNEW YOU WERE GA-
Pillow get thrown in meh face*
15.
Jessica: I DO WHAT I WANT!
Pei Nee: Clicks tough* I'm telling Chloe.
Jessica: Wait No-pls don't!!! I don't wanna get punished again!!!
Pei Nee: Well you should've*grunts* thought about that*grunts* before you jumped off *grunts* the two story building of my house!
Jessica: I'm sorry!!!! It won't happen again-!!!!
Ask if you wanna know what happened lol
16.
Jessica: I have feelings for you.
Kai Qi: really? But I'm dating Je-
Jessica: I feel your annoying as fuck.
Lol that was something.
Anyways yeah.
Hoped you enjoyed it cause I did.
Bye.
BYE LOVELIES!
LOVEYALL!
770WORDS
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