《*Crack* of me and my friends.》Part Three
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1.
Chloe: sneezes*
Jessica: Bless you my sweet da-jie.
Pei Nee: Sneezes*
Jessica: Get that decease trash away from me
2.
Pei Nee: Siew Hui,Chloe I gave Jess a get better soon card.
Chloe: that's surprisingly nice of you...
Siew Hui: wait for it....
Pei Nee: She wasn't sick I just thought she could do better.
Siew Hui: There it is
Chloe: I take it back
3.
Max: dating tip: hold the door for your date. rip the door off its hinges.use the door to fight of other men/women. Established dominance.
Jess,Cin,Carl,Jian Hao and Tan:....
Jess&cin: we really begin to see why your single.
Jessica: AND YOUR BOTTOM!
Max: SHUT UP! YOU STILL OWE ME MONEY!
Jess: AND YOU SECRETLY GAY! ONLY US 5 KNOWS! HEHEHEHE!
Max: Proceeds to chase me... AGAIN*
COME BACK HERE YA LITTLE SHIT!
Jess: DON'T FORGET I'M FASTER THEN EVERYONE! SO I CAN OUTRUN YOU!*run to The girls and Jian Hao*
Max: You've won this time....
Jess: I ALWAYS HAVE!
4.
Kidnapper: I have two of your friends.
Max, Jian Hao,Carly and Tan:? Oh really who-
Cindy: ITS US! CINDY AND JESS!
Max:.... I know Cindy I don't know the other one.
Jess: MAX YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
5.
[Me and my friends at Disneyland on the spinning teacup rides]
Chloe and Yashini:
[Spinning slowly while calmly talking]
Tan and Jian Hao:
[Spinning slightly faster having a heated argument]
Jessica and Max:
[Flying past them. Spinning as fast as possible, screaming.]
6.
Chloe: Why are you guys smiling?
Pei Nee and Max: Can't we just be happy?
Yashini: Jess tripped and fell in the in the bathroom.
Chloe: Sighs*
7.
Pei Nee: I wish we could block people in real life.
Siew Hui: restraining order
Jessica: murder
Chloe,Yashini &Jian Hao: Jess No-
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Jessica: Jess yes😌😎
8.
[In Hui Lin and Yoke Hui's room]
Hui Lin: time to wake up.
Yoke Hui: Mnn five more minutes...
Hui Lin: Sighs*** fineee
[In Jessica and Pei Nee's room]
Pei Nee: time to get up.
Jessica: five more minutes
Pei Nee: *Holding a slipper* I think you misheard me?
Jessica: *Jumps outta bed and makes a run for it*
9.
Elaine: No, seriously I'm a handful, You don't wanna date me.
Cammy: Well good news because I have two hands!!!
10.
Siew Hui: *picks up piece of paper* Pei Nee,What's this?
Pei Nee: My to-do list.
Siew Hui: Really?! I'm proud your finally becoming organiz-
Siew Hui: This just says my name..
Jessica: smirks*she wanna do you Siew Hui *smirks even wider*
Siew Hui: What do you mean?
Jessica: I mean she wanna have se-
Chloe: *Closes my mouth before I can say* Shush!
Jessica: Muffled* but Chloe!!!
Chloe: No. Don't you dare
Jessica: fineee
11.
Hui Lin: I'm not needy.
Yoke Hui: Oh yes you are. Remember that time you tried to break my door three times at midnight just to see if I hadn't abandoned you?
Hui Lin:
Yoke Hui: yeah.
12.
Pei Nee: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Jessica: Realizing a dragon can't blow out it's birthday cake..
Pei Nee: ....
Pei Nee: Girl wtf
13.
Cammy,as a therapist: so,tell me what're you feeling?
Elaine: well I feel my therapist is hitting on me.
Cammy, smirking: and how does that make you feel?
Elaine: Pretty good not gonna lie.
Cammy: EEEEEKKK
14.
POV:*Someone made Penny cry*
Siew Hui: Where are you going Jess?
Jessica: To either get food or commit a felony I'll decide in the car.
Siew Hui: Oh o...
END OF PART THREE WOOHOO!
See ya in next one.
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