《*Crack* of me and my friends.》Part Three

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1.

Chloe: sneezes*

Jessica: Bless you my sweet da-jie.

Pei Nee: Sneezes*

Jessica: Get that decease trash away from me

2.

Pei Nee: Siew Hui,Chloe I gave Jess a get better soon card.

Chloe: that's surprisingly nice of you...

Siew Hui: wait for it....

Pei Nee: She wasn't sick I just thought she could do better.

Siew Hui: There it is

Chloe: I take it back

3.

Max: dating tip: hold the door for your date. rip the door off its hinges.use the door to fight of other men/women. Established dominance.

Jess,Cin,Carl,Jian Hao and Tan:....

Jess&cin: we really begin to see why your single.

Jessica: AND YOUR BOTTOM!

Max: SHUT UP! YOU STILL OWE ME MONEY!

Jess: AND YOU SECRETLY GAY! ONLY US 5 KNOWS! HEHEHEHE!

Max: Proceeds to chase me... AGAIN*

COME BACK HERE YA LITTLE SHIT!

Jess: DON'T FORGET I'M FASTER THEN EVERYONE! SO I CAN OUTRUN YOU!*run to The girls and Jian Hao*

Max: You've won this time....

Jess: I ALWAYS HAVE!

4.

Kidnapper: I have two of your friends.

Max, Jian Hao,Carly and Tan:? Oh really who-

Cindy: ITS US! CINDY AND JESS!

Max:.... I know Cindy I don't know the other one.

Jess: MAX YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

5.

[Me and my friends at Disneyland on the spinning teacup rides]

Chloe and Yashini:

[Spinning slowly while calmly talking]

Tan and Jian Hao:

[Spinning slightly faster having a heated argument]

Jessica and Max:

[Flying past them. Spinning as fast as possible, screaming.]

6.

Chloe: Why are you guys smiling?

Pei Nee and Max: Can't we just be happy?

Yashini: Jess tripped and fell in the in the bathroom.

Chloe: Sighs*

7.

Pei Nee: I wish we could block people in real life.

Siew Hui: restraining order

Jessica: murder

Chloe,Yashini &Jian Hao: Jess No-

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Jessica: Jess yes😌😎

8.

[In Hui Lin and Yoke Hui's room]

Hui Lin: time to wake up.

Yoke Hui: Mnn five more minutes...

Hui Lin: Sighs*** fineee

[In Jessica and Pei Nee's room]

Pei Nee: time to get up.

Jessica: five more minutes

Pei Nee: *Holding a slipper* I think you misheard me?

Jessica: *Jumps outta bed and makes a run for it*

9.

Elaine: No, seriously I'm a handful, You don't wanna date me.

Cammy: Well good news because I have two hands!!!

10.

Siew Hui: *picks up piece of paper* Pei Nee,What's this?

Pei Nee: My to-do list.

Siew Hui: Really?! I'm proud your finally becoming organiz-

Siew Hui: This just says my name..

Jessica: smirks*she wanna do you Siew Hui *smirks even wider*

Siew Hui: What do you mean?

Jessica: I mean she wanna have se-

Chloe: *Closes my mouth before I can say* Shush!

Jessica: Muffled* but Chloe!!!

Chloe: No. Don't you dare

Jessica: fineee

11.

Hui Lin: I'm not needy.

Yoke Hui: Oh yes you are. Remember that time you tried to break my door three times at midnight just to see if I hadn't abandoned you?

Hui Lin:

Yoke Hui: yeah.

12.

Pei Nee: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Jessica: Realizing a dragon can't blow out it's birthday cake..

Pei Nee: ....

Pei Nee: Girl wtf

13.

Cammy,as a therapist: so,tell me what're you feeling?

Elaine: well I feel my therapist is hitting on me.

Cammy, smirking: and how does that make you feel?

Elaine: Pretty good not gonna lie.

Cammy: EEEEEKKK

14.

POV:*Someone made Penny cry*

Siew Hui: Where are you going Jess?

Jessica: To either get food or commit a felony I'll decide in the car.

Siew Hui: Oh o...

END OF PART THREE WOOHOO!

See ya in next one.

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