《*Crack* of me and my friends.》Part two~~

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Btw if you haven't noticed I'm in most of it cause that's just meh personality hehe... I'm not trying to be a pick me btw!!! Don't get the wrong idea plss!!! Also none of us are dating. It's just we ship eachother with eachother lol. OK LETS GO!

1.

Puan Lau: Pei Nee! Can you recommend me a book that made you cry??

Pei Nee: ...? I don't know?

Puan Lau: ...sighs* can anyone recommend me a book that made you cry?

Jessica: raises hand*

Puan Lau: yes Jessica?

Jessica: general mathematics 8th edition.

Everyone in the class: laughs*

Puan Lau:

2.

Hui Lin: Your my brightest star

Yoke Hui: Your my whole world

Hui Lin: Funny cause your my whole UNIVERSE

Yoke Hui: Well your my whole EVERYTHING

Siew Hui: please stop fighting???

3.

Jessica:I think Pei Nee wants to put a restraining order on me...

Siew Hui: *Sighs and face plames*

What did you do Jess...

Jessica: she said she's not scared of snakes so I threw one of my non-biteable pythons at her...

Siew Hui:..... JESS-! GETCHO ASS BACK HERE!

Jessica: IT DIDN'T BITE HER!!! IM SORRY!!!!! *Runs for my life*...*again*

4.

Jessica: The first one to reply is get or lesbin

Jessica: gay* lesbian*

Jessica: wait-...

Kai Qi: got you!

Jessica: No!!!!

5.

Carly:Going to plan c?

Jessica: technically this would be plan h

Cindy: How many plans do we have? Is there a plan o?

Jian Hao: Yeah but she dies in plan O.

Max,out of nowhere: I like plan O.

Jessica: You bitc-

6.

Yoke Hui:A-Hui,is that your hand on my ass?

Hui Lin: it's was an accident

Yoke Hui: A-Hui... You hand is still on my ass...

Hui Lin: ITS STILL AN ACCIDENT!

7.

(*At My Funeral*)

Everyone crying* (family members)

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My friends:.... This fucker...

Pei Nee: I'm sorry but may I have a moment with her?

Meh fam: Sniff* yeah sure.

Me in my head: *why did I agree to do this again?... Ah yes it was a fucking dare. I think I'll surely be dead after this...*

Pei Nee: talks loudly* look fucker I know your alive... AND THE DARE WAS OVER AN HOUR AGO!

Everyone except meh friends obvio: *Shooketh* lol I had to.

Jessica,open eyes: Yeah, no SHIT. Took y'all long enough to end the da- Wait.... YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS OVER!

Everyone:

8.

Waiter: What would you guys like to order?

Jessica: One milkshake with two straw's pls.

Cindy and Carly: Same for us to.

Max,JianHao: Confused*

Drinks come*

Girls: Watch how fucking fast we can finish this!

Boys: .... Looks at eachother and laughs*

9.

Jess: is that a hickey?

Elaine:.......No........ It's a mosquito bite.

Cammy: walks in the room*

Jessica: Hey mosquito.

10.

Max: What if we inverted our intials?

Ang Pei Nee: Png Aei nee

Chloe: Chloe?

Tan Siew Hui: San iet ehui

Tan Jian Hao: Jan Tianhao (mines ok..)

Jessica Lynn Nathan: Les Jynnsica Nathan wtf.. IT LITERALLY HAS LESBIAN IN IT!

Max: GOTCA AGAIN!

Jessica: OH FUCK NO!

11.

Hui Lin: Would you kiss me for one hundred dollars?

Yoke Hui: What kind of question is that?

Hui Lin: just wanted to know.

Also Hui Lin: *Slam's one hundred on the table* OH HEY WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!?

Yashini: How desperate are you?...

12.

Chloe: You were drunk last night.

Jessica: No I wasn't..

Pei Nee: You took my rabbit and threw it out the window Saying Lopunny I choose you!! Luckily Siew Hui caught him! And you also took a knife saying where are you light~!? I want your death note!

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Jessica:..... Well.... Did he turn into a Pokémon? And also I WANT HIS DEATH NOTE!

Pei Nee: Where's that knife!? I'll kill you myself then write your name in that death note!

Jessica: AHHHHHH!!!! W-WAI-WAIT WAIT! IM SORRY DA-JIE HELP ME!!!

Chloe: I-... PEI NEE STOP!

13.

Pei Nee: nothing in life is free.

Hui Lin: Sex is free

Chloe: Kindness is free

Jian Hao: breathing is free

Jessica: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Max,In the distance: JESS YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Jessica: Oh fuck-... GOTTO RUN!

Everyone except me and Max:........

Chloe: Jian Hao how much does she owe him?

Jian Hao: give and take about 20. I think.

14.

Pei Nee: Close your eyes.

Jessica: closes eyes*

Pei Nee: what do you see?

Jessica: Nothing

Pei Nee: That's how much I care for you😊

Jessica:..... SAME!

Pei Nee: in her mind* dammit how the hell do I deal with her everyday!

END OF PART TWO HOPED YOU ENJOYED IT!

Btw some things here actually happened~~ it's for you to find out hehe

ADIOS AMIGOS!

BYE

BYE

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