《*Crack* of me and my friends.》Part two~~
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Btw if you haven't noticed I'm in most of it cause that's just meh personality hehe... I'm not trying to be a pick me btw!!! Don't get the wrong idea plss!!! Also none of us are dating. It's just we ship eachother with eachother lol. OK LETS GO!
1.
Puan Lau: Pei Nee! Can you recommend me a book that made you cry??
Pei Nee: ...? I don't know?
Puan Lau: ...sighs* can anyone recommend me a book that made you cry?
Jessica: raises hand*
Puan Lau: yes Jessica?
Jessica: general mathematics 8th edition.
Everyone in the class: laughs*
Puan Lau:
2.
Hui Lin: Your my brightest star
Yoke Hui: Your my whole world
Hui Lin: Funny cause your my whole UNIVERSE
Yoke Hui: Well your my whole EVERYTHING
Siew Hui: please stop fighting???
3.
Jessica:I think Pei Nee wants to put a restraining order on me...
Siew Hui: *Sighs and face plames*
What did you do Jess...
Jessica: she said she's not scared of snakes so I threw one of my non-biteable pythons at her...
Siew Hui:..... JESS-! GETCHO ASS BACK HERE!
Jessica: IT DIDN'T BITE HER!!! IM SORRY!!!!! *Runs for my life*...*again*
4.
Jessica: The first one to reply is get or lesbin
Jessica: gay* lesbian*
Jessica: wait-...
Kai Qi: got you!
Jessica: No!!!!
5.
Carly:Going to plan c?
Jessica: technically this would be plan h
Cindy: How many plans do we have? Is there a plan o?
Jian Hao: Yeah but she dies in plan O.
Max,out of nowhere: I like plan O.
Jessica: You bitc-
6.
Yoke Hui:A-Hui,is that your hand on my ass?
Hui Lin: it's was an accident
Yoke Hui: A-Hui... You hand is still on my ass...
Hui Lin: ITS STILL AN ACCIDENT!
7.
(*At My Funeral*)
Everyone crying* (family members)
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My friends:.... This fucker...
Pei Nee: I'm sorry but may I have a moment with her?
Meh fam: Sniff* yeah sure.
Me in my head: *why did I agree to do this again?... Ah yes it was a fucking dare. I think I'll surely be dead after this...*
Pei Nee: talks loudly* look fucker I know your alive... AND THE DARE WAS OVER AN HOUR AGO!
Everyone except meh friends obvio: *Shooketh* lol I had to.
Jessica,open eyes: Yeah, no SHIT. Took y'all long enough to end the da- Wait.... YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS OVER!
Everyone:
8.
Waiter: What would you guys like to order?
Jessica: One milkshake with two straw's pls.
Cindy and Carly: Same for us to.
Max,JianHao: Confused*
Drinks come*
Girls: Watch how fucking fast we can finish this!
Boys: .... Looks at eachother and laughs*
9.
Jess: is that a hickey?
Elaine:.......No........ It's a mosquito bite.
Cammy: walks in the room*
Jessica: Hey mosquito.
10.
Max: What if we inverted our intials?
Ang Pei Nee: Png Aei nee
Chloe: Chloe?
Tan Siew Hui: San iet ehui
Tan Jian Hao: Jan Tianhao (mines ok..)
Jessica Lynn Nathan: Les Jynnsica Nathan wtf.. IT LITERALLY HAS LESBIAN IN IT!
Max: GOTCA AGAIN!
Jessica: OH FUCK NO!
11.
Hui Lin: Would you kiss me for one hundred dollars?
Yoke Hui: What kind of question is that?
Hui Lin: just wanted to know.
Also Hui Lin: *Slam's one hundred on the table* OH HEY WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!?
Yashini: How desperate are you?...
12.
Chloe: You were drunk last night.
Jessica: No I wasn't..
Pei Nee: You took my rabbit and threw it out the window Saying Lopunny I choose you!! Luckily Siew Hui caught him! And you also took a knife saying where are you light~!? I want your death note!
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Jessica:..... Well.... Did he turn into a Pokémon? And also I WANT HIS DEATH NOTE!
Pei Nee: Where's that knife!? I'll kill you myself then write your name in that death note!
Jessica: AHHHHHH!!!! W-WAI-WAIT WAIT! IM SORRY DA-JIE HELP ME!!!
Chloe: I-... PEI NEE STOP!
13.
Pei Nee: nothing in life is free.
Hui Lin: Sex is free
Chloe: Kindness is free
Jian Hao: breathing is free
Jessica: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
Max,In the distance: JESS YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Jessica: Oh fuck-... GOTTO RUN!
Everyone except me and Max:........
Chloe: Jian Hao how much does she owe him?
Jian Hao: give and take about 20. I think.
14.
Pei Nee: Close your eyes.
Jessica: closes eyes*
Pei Nee: what do you see?
Jessica: Nothing
Pei Nee: That's how much I care for you😊
Jessica:..... SAME!
Pei Nee: in her mind* dammit how the hell do I deal with her everyday!
END OF PART TWO HOPED YOU ENJOYED IT!
Btw some things here actually happened~~ it's for you to find out hehe
ADIOS AMIGOS!
BYE
BYE
820 words Welp.
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