Ok lest start.

1:

Kheng Man: Jess, what time is it?

Jessica: gimme a second.

*Takes out Luo ye and starts blowing aggressively in it*

Pei Nee: WHO IN THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FLUTE AND 4 A.M.!?!!

Jessica: it's 4 am

2.

Jessica: It's really muggy outside don't you think guys??

Pei Nee &Siew Hui:

Pei Nee & Siew Hui: If we go outside and all the mugs and plates are on the front porch were gonna kill you Jess...

Jessica: *casually sips Milo and Smirks*

3.

Nicole: Can you tuck me in?

Zoey: ??? You just handed me a shovel

Nicole: yeah, just bury me underneath and make it evenly as you can pls. Thank you.

Zoey and the others Including me:

Paris: Are you ok Nicole...?

4.

Yoke Hui: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together...

Hui Lin: yeah how unfortunate...but where's the key...

Yoke Hui: if I knew we wouldn't be in here!

Hui Lin: oh yeah,hehe sorry.

Jessica: *evily smirks* MUAHAHHA

5.

Pei Nee: *Crying* I'm so useless!!

Jessica: .... No...your not...

Pei Nee: I am! I'm such a bad friend!

After calming her down*

Jessica: your not useless... You can be used as a bad example ☺️

Chloe:

Janice:

Both of them: pls...just stop

Pei Nee: ... YOU JUST SAID IM NOT USELESS

Jessica: AHHHH SORRY²

6.

Jessica: I hate the way you pack my lunch...!

Chloe: Then maybe you should pack you own lunch.

Jessica: *Packs a ton of chocolate and 45 Oreos*

Chloe:.... Maybe I should pack your lunc-

Pei Nee: No shit!

Chloe: ... Heh.

7.

Jessica: you know what? If your not perfect that's ok

Jessica: you don't have to be perfect.

Jessica: you don't have to feel bad about yourself for not being perfect.

*Me jumping on Zi Eng's back: because obviously nobody can be perfect as my mum and that's completely normal ☺️

Zi Eng: ..... 跟你說不要叫我媽媽了呀！

Jessica: Aiiiiii對不起啊媽媽哈哈哈！

Translation: I told you not to call me mum so many times already!! *Proceeds to chase me around the class* Aiiii I'm sorry mum hahah!

8.

Kidnapper: We have kidnapped your child.

My parents: Which one?

Kidnapper: .... A girl,thin,black hair,brown eyes,asking for wifi-

My parents: I think you have the wrong number. *Hangs up*

Kidnapper: Wth-...

Jessica: They hanged up didn't they?

Kidnapper: Yeah- wait how are you not shocked?!

Jessica: inhales and smiles* I GET THIS SHIT LIKE EIGHT TIMES A WEEK!

Kidnapper: you get kidnapped eight times a week!?

Jessica: Yeah no shit Sherlock.

9.

Pei Nee: *talking with me*

Jessica: *isn't bothered and keeps reading*

Kheng Man and Kai Qi: *talking to me*

Jessica: *isn't bothered and keeps reading*

Chloe: Looks at me*

Jessica: Yes da-jie????

10.

Kai Qi: Are you Inlove with Jess/ Pokémon?

Kheng Man: No.

Jessica: No. Why you ask oh?

Kai Qi to Jess: Then why do you have M+J every where circled in hearts!?

Jessica: it's stands for Malaysia+Japan

Kai Qi and Kheng Man: ??? Girl wtf-?!

Jessica: DONT JUDGE ME! HUMPH!

11.

Julie: Why aren't you wearing anything but your underwear...

Conny: I don't have clothes.

Julie: ... Lemme just check

Conny: go ahead.

Julie: You have so many clothes thoug-

Conny: FINE ITS HOT!

Lol this was fun making! Part two coming up now.