《*Crack* of me and my friends.》part one!
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Ok lest start.
1:
Kheng Man: Jess, what time is it?
Jessica: gimme a second.
*Takes out Luo ye and starts blowing aggressively in it*
Pei Nee: WHO IN THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FLUTE AND 4 A.M.!?!!
Jessica: it's 4 am
2.
Jessica: It's really muggy outside don't you think guys??
Pei Nee &Siew Hui:
Pei Nee & Siew Hui: If we go outside and all the mugs and plates are on the front porch were gonna kill you Jess...
Jessica: *casually sips Milo and Smirks*
3.
Nicole: Can you tuck me in?
Zoey: ??? You just handed me a shovel
Nicole: yeah, just bury me underneath and make it evenly as you can pls. Thank you.
Zoey and the others Including me:
Paris: Are you ok Nicole...?
4.
Yoke Hui: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together...
Hui Lin: yeah how unfortunate...but where's the key...
Yoke Hui: if I knew we wouldn't be in here!
Hui Lin: oh yeah,hehe sorry.
Jessica: *evily smirks* MUAHAHHA
5.
Pei Nee: *Crying* I'm so useless!!
Jessica: .... No...your not...
Pei Nee: I am! I'm such a bad friend!
After calming her down*
Jessica: your not useless... You can be used as a bad example ☺️
Chloe:
Janice:
Both of them: pls...just stop
Pei Nee: ... YOU JUST SAID IM NOT USELESS
Jessica: AHHHH SORRY²
6.
Jessica: I hate the way you pack my lunch...!
Chloe: Then maybe you should pack you own lunch.
Jessica: *Packs a ton of chocolate and 45 Oreos*
Chloe:.... Maybe I should pack your lunc-
Pei Nee: No shit!
Chloe: ... Heh.
7.
Jessica: you know what? If your not perfect that's ok
Jessica: you don't have to be perfect.
Jessica: you don't have to feel bad about yourself for not being perfect.
*Me jumping on Zi Eng's back: because obviously nobody can be perfect as my mum and that's completely normal ☺️
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Zi Eng: ..... 跟你說不要叫我媽媽了呀！
Jessica: Aiiiiii對不起啊媽媽哈哈哈！
Translation: I told you not to call me mum so many times already!! *Proceeds to chase me around the class* Aiiii I'm sorry mum hahah!
8.
Kidnapper: We have kidnapped your child.
My parents: Which one?
Kidnapper: .... A girl,thin,black hair,brown eyes,asking for wifi-
My parents: I think you have the wrong number. *Hangs up*
Kidnapper: Wth-...
Jessica: They hanged up didn't they?
Kidnapper: Yeah- wait how are you not shocked?!
Jessica: inhales and smiles* I GET THIS SHIT LIKE EIGHT TIMES A WEEK!
Kidnapper: you get kidnapped eight times a week!?
Jessica: Yeah no shit Sherlock.
9.
Pei Nee: *talking with me*
Jessica: *isn't bothered and keeps reading*
Kheng Man and Kai Qi: *talking to me*
Jessica: *isn't bothered and keeps reading*
Chloe: Looks at me*
Jessica: Yes da-jie????
10.
Kai Qi: Are you Inlove with Jess/ Pokémon?
Kheng Man: No.
Jessica: No. Why you ask oh?
Kai Qi to Jess: Then why do you have M+J every where circled in hearts!?
Jessica: it's stands for Malaysia+Japan
Kai Qi and Kheng Man: ??? Girl wtf-?!
Jessica: DONT JUDGE ME! HUMPH!
11.
Julie: Why aren't you wearing anything but your underwear...
Conny: I don't have clothes.
Julie: ... Lemme just check
Conny: go ahead.
Julie: You have so many clothes thoug-
Conny: FINE ITS HOT!
Lol this was fun making! Part two coming up now.
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