TW/CW: Underage Drinking

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With no little aggression, Izuku stabs the slice of watermelon on his plate, glaring at the food like it killed his mother.

'No, that was the fucking concrete, wasn't it?'

"Izu, babes," Valeria speaks up hesitantly. Izuku stares up at her, glare softening and the worried look he's given.

"Sorry," they mumble, shaking their head, "sorry I just didn't think...," they trail off, "of all the fucking places too."

"It's fine, Mon Lapin," Xael leans over and rubs little circles into Izuku's flipped over palm.

Ezekial leans into him and wraps an arm around their shoulder, "besides, you have every right to feel upset. I'd be pretty damn mad if my Aunt and Uncle showed up when I was meant to go on vacation."

Izuku frowns, "if you're aunt or uncle showed up anywhere in my vicinity I would knock their teeth in."

Viva snorts, "Xee already did, remember?"

Unprompted, Izuku's lips quirk, "fuck you did," he flips over his palm and intertwines his fingers with Xee, "that was plenty attractive."

Ezra smirks, "and we'd do the same for you, Izu," he leans back in his chair, "those fucker try and pull any type of shit with you they meet my fist."

Izuku's smile grows, "you guys are literally the best."

Ai laughs, "damn fucking straight we are."

***

Katsuki is at a loss for words. That was...that was Izuku. That was fuckign Deku. Deku, who broke up with him and then disappeared. Left without so much as a fucking goodbye, and that hurt. Not Katsuki, of course, but his fucking pride.

And then four weeks later he sees Deku dry-humping two different guys and shotgunning like he'd done it for centuries. He was fuming for weeks, and so long as he was around, no one dared mentioned that fuckers name.

And now, here they are, on their supposed fucking vacation, and Deku is there. Looking different, with different people. And he isn't scared anymore, instead, he'd made Katsuki flinch. Made Katsuki feel like a little bitch, his hand way too fucking cold.

"Was that Midoriya?" Sero questions a little dumbly, "or was it someone who looked a lot like him?"

"Of course that was fucking him," Katsuki snaps, "he recognized all of us."

Kaminari, in a voice way too cheerful, counters, "he fucking hates all of you, too!" He turns to Shinso, ignoring the vindictive look Katsuki sends him, "we get to see them, babe! It's been way too fucking long."

Shinso smiles, "I think we should leave them for tonight, maybe call them before we fall asleep."

"Fuck yeah, and we can hang...," Kaminari's voice trails off as they walk down the halls. The rest of 1-A still standing in the hallways pretty dumbly, confused and befuddled.

"He...he hates us?" Mina questions weakly. Kirishima sends her a confused, but pointed stare.

"Right before he left we were complaining about how we didn't like him, why do you sound so butt hurt?"

Mina gapes like a fish, "s-s-still, he was so nice, I d-didn't think he'd actually hate us!"

Asui and Todoroki look at her unimpressed. She blushes, a weird mauve against the pink of her skin, "stop looking at me like that!"

"Kats?" Uraraka questions gently.

Katsuki flinches, before turning to glare at her, expression steely, "fuck off."

She slumps.

"I'm going to go," Todoroki finally says, nonplussed, "we look ridiculous standing in the halls like this."

Eventually, they all leave, Uraraka giving Katsuki one last pathetic glance before walking off with Asui.

Ugh...he wanted answers.

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It's a little past 12 when Izuku and his friends are at their respective rooms, the last to leave the buffet. No one is sleepy quite yet, and so they'd agreed to spend the night in Vi and Val's room, a sleepover. Just an hour with his friends was enough to leave Izuku feeling lighter.

Sure, his shitty old classmates were here too. But really, what did they have over Izuku anymore? They weren't their friend, they weren't people they valued or respected or...quite frankly, gave a single shit about.

They weren't trying to be a hero anymore, they didn't need to put up with other people's bullshit for the sake of appearances.

"We're definitely going to the pool tomorrow," Ai says as they walk through the halls, "like first thing when we wake up. I heard they serve the best fucking cocktails in this place at the beach bar and I'll be damned if I don't try it out."

Vi looks up at them, "remember, no one pays for their own shit. If my parents think they can cure years or trauma using their credit card, the least we can fucking do is take advantage of it."

Ezra winks, "no problems here, babes."

"Get changed and bring your asses over, we're playing Uno," Val calls over her shoulder, following Viva into their room.

Ezekial looks to his boyfriends, "I'm so going to fucking crush everyone."

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Ezekial gleefully puts down a plus-four.

"Uno," he smirks, leaning into Xael's side, "I choose coloured blue."

Instead of groaning, Ezra puts down his own plus-four, to which Aviva puts down hers, followed by Val, Ai, and Izuku.

Ezekial's smile sinks like the fucking titanic.

"Please don't tell me," he looks at Xael pleasingly, red eyes softening, lips pulling into a pout. Xael bends over and kisses him quickly, before putting down another plus-four.

"I love you, babe," Xee adds when Ezekial's gaze travels to the pile miserably.

"Traditori, tutti voi. E avrei potuto vincere anche io. Cagne," he mutters vehemently, stretching over to the pile and picking up 28 mother fucking cards.

Izuku laughs, "Ti amiamo, Cuore Mio."

"Bugie."

Xael giggles, "you're acting like a child."

Ezekial huffs, "I could've won," he counts the cards once more before slumping in defeat, "anyways, what colour do you want."

And of course, because his boyfriends are vindictive little cunts, Izuku leans into Xee's ear and whispers something.

And of course, because his boyfriends are vindictive little cunts, Xee is smirking when he says, "blue."

"I fucking hate you."

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"I won again, bitches," Ezra gloats, dancing up and down as he throws his final blue 9.

"How the fuck are you good at this, it's a game of luck," Val murmurs, tossing her cards into the pile along with the others.

Ezekial had only won one game, ironically, the one where he drew 28 motherfucking cards. And then Ezra, some fucking how, had ploughed through the rest of them the next six games, deeming him victorious.

And of course, winners get prizes.

"Okay, bitches, punishment is," he taps the side of his cheek in contemplation, tomorrow you're going to have to sing karaoke-style in front of all the tenants at the pool. I choose the fucking song."

Izuku groans, never one for attention, "I can't do that, I'll literally combust."

Ezra shrugs, "not my fault you losers suck."

Ai smiles, "I, for one, have no fucking problem."

"You sound like a dying walrus when you sing, love," Viva counters, ignoring the look of mock outrage she's given in return.

Xael gently pats Izuku's shoulder, "we'll be right there with you, Mon Lapin."

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

"What was that?"

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw," Izuku repeats, in English.

Val snorts, "it won't be that bad, Zuki."

"It's summer and we're at one of fanciest fucking hotels in Los Angeles of all fucking places, please, oh smart one, tell me how, exactly, will it not be that bad?"

She shurgs, Izuku groans louder.

"Calm down, baby," Ezekila murmurs, "besides you have a nice voice."

Izuku whines into his shoulder, "I'm going to die of embarrassment."

Ezra's grin sharpens, "I can't wait."

"Fuck you."

"Anytime."

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"Someone's phone is buzzing," Val calls form over her shoulder, rummaging through the little fridge for whatever. They had booked their rooms disregarding the fact that they were underage, false IDs and wealthy parents and the like, but were in no mood to get wasted. Just a few beers. It was only a little after two in the morning, and they were bored.

Or, as she pulls out a fancy looking glass bottle, some wine.

"This looks more expensive than my apartment," she whispers in awe. Vi sneaks up on her and wraps their arms around her waist.

"It probably is."

Izuku looks over to see that it's his phone that's buzzing. He gently pries off Xee's arm and scurries over, grinning at the familiar username popping up.

"Who is it?" Zeke asks, walking over to them an peering over his shoulder.

"Denki," they tilt their head and shoot their boyfriend a smile, "I forgot that the class of fucktards included him too."

- x -

brain.go.yeeey_ - yo mido didn't know u were coming here too

ddnt know u guys were gonna be here either - succ_my_dck

ngl it wasn't the funniest surprise - succ_my_dck

brain.go.yeeey_ - srry abt that

brain.go.yeeey_ - prolly would've told hito to tell his dad to book us a diff. hotel if i knew

IS TOSHI W/ U - succ_my_dck

brain.go.yeeey_ - mhmm

brain.go.yeeey_ - he just went into the shower

looks like i got smthn to look forward too aftrall - succ_my_dck

u guys should so hang out w/ us b4 we leave - succ_my_dck

brain.go.yeeey_ when do u leave

2 weeks - succ_my_dck

brain.go.yeeey_ - PLZZZZ i think god lowkey h8s u bro

plz don't tell me - succ_my_dck

brain.go.yeeey_ - same :)

wtf wtf - succ_my_dck

brain.go.yeeey_ - man ik

brain.go.yeeey_ - anyways abt the hanging out thng

yh u should def meet up w/ us - succ_my_dck

i want u to meet my friends irl - succ_my_dck

and by the way my boyfriends are lowkey shaking at the suggestion id say its a shared sentiment - succ_my_dck

brain.go.yeeey_ - fck yeah we'd love to

u got any plans for the week - succ_my_dck

brain.go.yeeey_ - nt rlly, we're kinda just doing as we want to ig

brain.go.yeeey_ - except for the fair nxt week, ik we're all going

ugghh so r wee - succ_my_dck

wtv dsnt matter anyway - succ_my_dck

tmrw we're headed to the pool after we wake up - succ_my_dck

think we'll catch u there? - succ_my_dck

brain.go.yeeey_ - hell yh

brain.go.yeeey_ - ill txt u when we're on our way

same - succ_my_dck

heads up tho we wake up p late - succ_my_dck

brain.go.yeeey_ - same so its chill

c u then - succ_my_dck

brain.go.yeeey_ l8r zuki

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"Babe," Denki knocked on the bathroom door, "babe we have plans for tomorrow."

The door creaks open, and with a pile of steam Hitoshi walks through, towel hung low on his hips, hair dripping.

Denki whistles, "oof my baby is hot."

Hitoshi rolls his eyes and beelines for the little closet where they'd unpacked their suitcases, "what were you saying about plans?"

"Oh yeah," Denki flops on the bed, stomach first, still oogling his boyfriend as he slips on a pair of boxers, "I was talking with Zuku and he invited us to the pool when we wake up."

"You do know he wakes up at like, 1?"

Denki raises an eyebrow, "so do we?"

Hitoshi shrugs.

"Now come on," Denki shuffles so he's propped up on the head board, one arm strwen backwards, "cuddle me as we watch a movie. Heard that cable TV always airs the funniest shit."

Denki's always switched between Japanese and English when they were alone, talking about how he didn't want to forget the language. Hitoshi is silently grateful Hizashi Yamada is his father, otherwise a lot of the shit Denki says would fly over his head.

"I hate you," Hitoshi mumbles, the action of him flopping into Denki's arms saying otherwise.

"Sure you do."

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"Maybe we should watch a movie and call it a night?" Ezra suggest as the clock hits three thirty and no one has yet to crash.

"Scary Movie marathon?" Val pipes up hopefully.

Xael nods, "those movies suck. Of-fucking-course."

"Already setting it up," Vi walks over to the tv.

"I'm so glad we saved some snacks," Izuku pries open a chip-bag, setting down his empty glass of wine. It tasted good, it a little syrupy. Not that Izuku had much experience tasting wine. He falls into his boyfriends, cusioned right in th middle, safely.

"I can't wait to make fun of every fucking scene," Ai grins.

"Isn't that what shitty movies are for?"

- x -

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nothing beats the classics

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these movies are literal trash

u love them

and?

they're gr8

they also help us sleep so I'm not rlly complaining

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Word Count: 2120

Japanese

Translation(s)

Traditori, tutti voi. E avrei potuto vincere anche io. Cagne

- Traitors, all of you. And I could have won too. Bitches

Ti amiamo, Cuore Mio.

- We love you, My Heart

Bugie

- Lies

Note: it's been what...months?? haha...I'm back y'all for another rlly slow update. in all honesty, i was thinking abt putting this book on permanent hiatus, but then i reread it and was like...i kinda don't want to do that. I'll update it when i need a stress reliever, since the writing here isn't too serious, but with graduating and college apps, i haven 't really been up to par. but, i do want to finish this...so to expect more updates, just really fuckign slowly and irregularly. also, idk if i mentioned this before but there is not word count to these chapters. i just write until i think the chapter ends, so some will be short while others will be long.

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