《Spencer Reid oneshots》Some banter
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I can't remember where I saw it but I do remember this text post like "I hate you with every inch of my body" and Spencer just being like "that's not a lot of inches" just cute friendly banter (if you can't tell I love the height difference trope hahah)
A/N: I love this! Don't worry I love the height difference trope haha
This is really short so im sorry.
Warnings: none😌
"Spencer, I swear if you put my mug on the top shelf one more time i'm telling Hotch." You tell him as you sit down at your desk across from his. Today was a slow day, there were no cases, so it was all paperwork. He responds without looking up from his work.
" It's not my fault you can't reach the top shelf y/n."
"I can't really control that Spence." You say as you roll your eyes and start on the huge stack of files on your desk.
"Maybe we should get you a little step stool." You stop writing and lift your head to stare at him blankly in the eyes.
"
"Oh fuck you Spence" you say going back to writing.
" sorry what's that? I couldn't hear you from down there." He says in a teasing tone.
"Dude that was so unoriginal do you know how many times I've heard that? Come up with something better." You say smiling back at him.
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