"I'm gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart."

"You can hate people and still think they're hot."

"It's very embarrassing having feelings."

"See, what happened is your dads had sex."

"Blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill you."

"Always be on the move. Never be static. Like a shark."

"Just smack him. Hard."

"I'd rather walk into the freezing ocean."

"You can't let other people's opinions get in the way of what you want, especially because other people suck."

"I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately."

"It's the one without any blood on it."

"My immune system is too weak to fight off my smile muscles."

(A/N: If you don't know who Rosa Diaz is, she is a character on the Brooklyn Nine-Nine)"