《written experiments》A really bad scribt
Two heavily drunk men see two sexy dressed (and also heavily drunk) young girls. The two men stagger towards the girls.
Hey girls. Do you want fuck?
Yeah, wanna fuck?
(looking surprised)
How to fuck? Fuck what? What do you bums want?
We want to fuck. We leave the how to fuck to you. And what the fuck, we love to fuck you.
(Shakes her head annoyed)
So just fuck like that?
Yeah, just fuck.
Fuck?
Fuck fuck. Just fucking a round.
(smiles at the two drunk ones)
So you want to fuck?
Yep, fuck.
Yes exactly fuck.
Can you still fuck so drunk? You can hardly stand up properly.
We don't have to stand when we fuck. We can fuck on the floor.
(laughs at the two)
You don't have to stand when you fuck, but something has to stand so that we can fuck.
It will stand if we fuck.
Yeah, at the fuck it will stand. You just have to help a little before the fuck.
(looks at her friend)
Come on, let's see if they really can still fuck.
(smiles saucily and looks at the two men)
Okay, but fuck costs 50 dollars.
Okay, fucking 50 dollars.
50 dollars for a fuck? Okay.
(walks away)
Comes with us fucking.
Where fuck?
Yeah right, where the fuck?
Behind the bumper cars.
Yeah cool. Now fucking.
Yeah, fuck fuck.
All four go to a quieter place to fuck.
Fuck counter: 36 times the word fuck was in the story.
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