《Gore Convention》Teaching Hannibal Slang
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Phantom added Ghost, Hannibal, JD to 'Teaching Hannibal English'
Ghost: uhm
JD: phantom???
Hannibal: Why have you added me into another group text conversation?
Me: today JD, Ghost, and I will be teaching Hannibal modern slang
JD: oh no
Ghost: oh YES
Hannibal: alright
Me: Alright, so, Hannibal
Me: when I say Ghost slays, I mean...?
Hannibal: that he kills people?
Me: no
Me: when I say Ghost slays, it means that he looks hot af
Hannibal: what
Me: so if I say ' damn ghost slayyy' it means he looks hot af
Hannibal: ... okay then
Ghost: why thank you
JD: of course, the chances of Phantom using that phrase is practically non existent, seeing as ghost is never hot af
Ghost: you know what JD, if I was ur mom I would've killed myself too
Me: DAMNNNN
JD: you little bitch
Hannibal: do you have any other 'slang' for me?
Me: alright
Me: so when I say ' periodt' what does that mean?
Hannibal: I have no idea
JD: ghost next time I see you I'm going to rip you apart
Ghost: I'd like to see you try you lanky stick bug looking bitch
Me: oh boy how do I explain this
Me: alright, so basically it's used to show / mean that there are no other options / it's the end of a conversation...it can also mean you agree with something
Ghost: so if I said ' this weekend's going to be great'
Me: my response could be 'periodt'
Hannibal: modern slang makes no sense and seems difficult
Me: oh you have NO idea
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