Warning: there are sexual jokes in this chapter

* In the DMs between JD & Y/n *

Me: JD

Me: JD

Me: JD

Me: JD

Me: Jason Dean

JD: do you require something?

Me: yeah

Me: I wanna pull a prank on Ghost

Me: and I need ur help

JD: what do you need me to do?

Me: be my bf

JD: what??

Me: oh come on

Me: we all know Ghost simps for me

Me: I wanna prank him and make him jealous

JD: this sounds like a terrible idea

JD: but fuck it

JD: I'm in

* in the gc *

Me: y'all guess what

Ghost: what

Hannibal: What?

Glen: what

Me: Babe, do you wanna tell them?

Bo: who tf you calling babe?

Ghost: Babe...?

JD: sure darling

JD: phantom and I are dating

Hannibal: well this is a turn of events

Bo: the emo bitch?

Glen: aww, I think you two would be cute together, congrats

Vincent: congrats

Ghost left 'gore convention'

Me: aw shit not again

JD: guess he doesn't approve of our love

Me: I really thought he would be more supportive :(

Me: damn

Me: guess we're forbidden lovers

Me: like those 2017 wattpad fanfics

JD: with the 8k smut scenes?

Me: 😳

Me: I meannn

Me: send ur address???😳😏

JD: lmaoo

Me: we're so dumb oml

Bo:???

Glen: I wish I didn't read that last convo

Me: we're not dating

Me: I just wanted to get a rise out of ghost

Me: it worked

Hannibal: why do you do this?

Me: I'm an attention whore 🤷

Hannibal: and JD's excuse?

JD: I was just bored

JD added Ghost to 'gore convention'

JD: chill out bro I wasn't stealing your s/o