《Gore Convention》Furbies
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Me: HELP HELP HELP
Ghost: What's going on
JD: everything alright?
Me: I WAS SO DUMB
Me: OH MY GOD
Ghost: your worrying me
Ghost: whats wrong?
Me: you're*
Me: what's*
Ghost: alright never mind i won't help you
Me: NO COME BACK IM SORRY
Hannibal: Phantom, what seems to be the matter?
Me: ok
Me: so i went on etsy
JD: that's not a good sign
Me:
Me: I know the boy who blew up a school aint telling me about 'good signs'
Me: anyways
Me: I bought this furby off of etsy
Ghost: oh fuck no
Glen: was it possessed?
Glen: possessed toys creep me out :(
Me:
Ghost: glen-
Glen: i realized what i said
Glen: back on topic..you bought a furby?
Me: YES
Me: I THOUGHT THE ADD WAS LYING
Me: GUYS HELP ITS TALKING
Ghost: what's it saying!?
Hannibal: phantom, I highly advise you leave the room the toy is in
JD: give me ur address
Me: JD NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A HOOKUP
Me: but fine only for u bbg* lip bites *
JD: I-
Ghost: UHM
Chucky: My kid is in the gc asshat
Me: oh so now you're trying to be a good dad? 🤨
Glen: 🫢
Ghost: 😳
Chucky: I hope the furby kills u bitch
Me: YALL THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING
Me: FURNITURE MOVING
Ghost: CALL THE EXORCIST
Me: I actually liked the exorcist, good book 10 / 10
Me: THE FURBY IS CHANTING IN LATIN
Me: GUYS IM ACTUALLY STARTING TO FREA
Ghost: and you say my spelling is bad
Ghost: no response?
Ghost: phantom..?
JD: alright this is getting concerning
JD: imma head over to their house
Ghost: THEY ACTUALLY GAVE YOU THEIR ADDRESS
JD: lmao
JD: stay mad
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