Me: HELP HELP HELP

Ghost: What's going on

JD: everything alright?

Me: I WAS SO DUMB

Me: OH MY GOD

Ghost: your worrying me

Ghost: whats wrong?

Me: you're*

Me: what's*

Ghost: alright never mind i won't help you

Me: NO COME BACK IM SORRY

Hannibal: Phantom, what seems to be the matter?

Me: ok

Me: so i went on etsy

JD: that's not a good sign

Me:

Me: I know the boy who blew up a school aint telling me about 'good signs'

Me: anyways

Me: I bought this furby off of etsy

Ghost: oh fuck no

Glen: was it possessed?

Glen: possessed toys creep me out :(

Me:

Ghost: glen-

Glen: i realized what i said

Glen: back on topic..you bought a furby?

Me: YES

Me: I THOUGHT THE ADD WAS LYING

Me: GUYS HELP ITS TALKING

Ghost: what's it saying!?

Hannibal: phantom, I highly advise you leave the room the toy is in

JD: give me ur address

Me: JD NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A HOOKUP

Me: but fine only for u bbg* lip bites *

JD: I-

Ghost: UHM

Chucky: My kid is in the gc asshat

Me: oh so now you're trying to be a good dad? 🤨

Glen: 🫢

Ghost: 😳

Chucky: I hope the furby kills u bitch

Me: YALL THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING

Me: FURNITURE MOVING

Ghost: CALL THE EXORCIST

Me: I actually liked the exorcist, good book 10 / 10

Me: THE FURBY IS CHANTING IN LATIN

Me: GUYS IM ACTUALLY STARTING TO FREA

Ghost: and you say my spelling is bad

Ghost: no response?

Ghost: phantom..?

JD: alright this is getting concerning

JD: imma head over to their house

Ghost: THEY ACTUALLY GAVE YOU THEIR ADDRESS

JD: lmao

JD: stay mad