Monday. My favorite day of the week, there was zero sarcasm in that thought, none at all. I groan as I pull my covers and rub my face, trying to get some of the sleep off of me like it was some kind of disease, I walk over to my dresser and trip over something, I curse and open my eyes to see a now awake Tommy looking over at me. I shrill and back away quickly

"Oh Hi Ziggy" he yawns and I just blink at him

"Why are you on my floor?"

"Well because you have a small bed" he shrugs and I stare at him in disbelief

"Why are you still in my house??"

"I fell asleep" he answers simply and opens his phone

Still staring at him I slowly get up and grab my uniform hurrying to the bathroom to change. I blink at myself in the mirror

"You saw that too right?" I point at myself in the mirror then nod

"Yeah okay i'm not going crazy" I shake my head and change into my uniform

I walk out to see Tommy already dressed in uniform. Today was orientation day. Our last year of college. We'll be showing the new kids around even though I am a new kid so ill look just as lost as the first years. I huff wand walk over to my mirror brushing my hair out and applying some concealer and mascara

'We're gonna be late you look decent" he drags me out by my wrist and I scoff

"You really know how to flatter a girl Toms"

He lets go of my wrist as we walk out of the house " it's my specialty" he inflates his chest and I thump him in the temple

"Sarcasm idiot" I snort and he glares at me

We walk into the building and sit down in the blue plastic chairs facing the stage. The headmaster gives a speech about how we're all gonna be good people blah blah blah. I zone out looking at Tommys phone. He was very aggressively texting tubbo. The only text I saw was ' YOU SLEPT OVER AT HER HOUSE???' and I avert my eyes not wanting to be intrusive. The headmaster dismisses us and we go and show the first years around.

I honestly don't know why they do orientation in the middle of summer.why not do it at the end of summer like a sane person. I was walking around listening to Tommy babble about each classrooms not really paying attention until I feel a tug at the back of my shirt

"Do you know where the ladies room is?" and short stressed out girl asks and I smile

"Yeah their down the hall to your right" I point her in the direction and she lets out a shaky breath mumbling a thanks

"So you have been listening to me!" TOmmy says proud of himself

"No, I just saw it like two minuets ago" I shrug and he scoffs

"Fuck off" he pushes me and I laugh some of the first years 'ooh' at us and I snort

"Don't let this twat fool you, he's an asshole. " I whisper the last part and some of them giggle

"Your just mad because i give Toby more attention" he rolls his eyes and raise an eyebrow

"You wanna go there brit?"

"I'll go there american" he narrows his eyes at me and I smirk

"Who was the one who slept on my bedroom floor last night?" I tilt my head and he covers my mouth with his hand

"You bitch" he narrows his eyes and the group starts laughing

I shrug and we continue the tour until we circle back to the exit

"Okay first years thank you for coming to orientation, hopefully this wasn't as boring as I thought, anyone have any questions?" tommy gives a half smile obviously tired

A girl in the back giggling with her friends raises her hand

"Uhm" she giggles in the middle of her sentence " are you single?" she asks and Tommy's eyes widen

"Yeah I am but-"

The girl shakes her head "not you" she then points to me and I burst out laughing

"Wow toms that must've been an ego deflater, yes I am single but sadly you are a first year" I frown and she drops her shoulders

Me and toms were walking to Tubbos house and I catch myself laughing at the event prior

"Are you single?" I snort and he pushes me

"Fuck off!" he says his cheeks redden at the thought

"Way to jump to conclusions Tommy" I snort and he rolls his eyes opening Tubbos loft door

"Sup fuckers" I huff falling to the couch

Tubbo quickly turns his head and points to the camera, I look at him confused and i feel a pillow hit my face and Tommy jump on me

"There is no one here it is just me" I can hear his muffled voice and I snort. Tommy hits the pillow which hits me in the nose and I groan

"Motherfucker" I say my voice muffled by the pillow and Tommy tries to hold back a laugh

I hear muffled voices then a weight is lifted then the pillow

"What the fuckTommy" I glare and he laughs

"I couldn't breathe, you were practically suffocating me" I huff and walk over to Tubbo

"So whats wrong with your camera?" I ask and he shakes his head

"Nothing I'm streaming though" he points to the screen that shows his face cam and a really fast chat that is all spamming 'woman'

" I see your friends have never seen a woman before" I squint my eyes trying to read it

"These aren't my friends" he chuckles and I furrow my eyebrows

"These are my fans"