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As i peel myself away from the comfortness of the covers I walk down stairs into the kitchen where I see a decent sized bag for Mcdonalds, confused since we're only three people I call to my mom who walks out of her room holding a mascara brush in hand
"Why do we have all this food, there's only three of us?" I ask taking out all the food
"I guess i accidentally ordered too much" she shrugs walking back into her room " you can go take it to your new friends if you want" she says her voice rising as she got farther away
I scoff and pull out my phone
Want free Mcdonalds?
You sound like a telemarketer
Bc i am one, do you want free Mcdonalds?
Sure, gimme your address i'll stop by and grab it
Mkay
After sending my address i put my phone down and pick up a 10 piece nugget meal, when I was finishing my 6th nugget I heard a knock on my front door, i wipe my hands and stride to the front door unlocking it, and swinging it open
"Hey fucker" I smile and he smiles back
"Women, anyway gimme my food lady" he walks into the house and towards the kitchen
"Do you always walk into unknown houses?" I ask closing the door and following behind him
"Yes it's a habit of mine"
"We need to get you new hobbies" isnor and he laughs with me
"Pick your poison" I gesture to the bag and he goes through it needly
"Someones hungry" I laugh quietly and he does the same
He walks over to where I was sitting and its down on the stool next to me
"So how'd you meet drista?" he asks taking a bite of his burger
"We met in first grade, she cut my dress with safety scissors and got moved to a different classroom" I smile at the memory
"Isn't she a year younger than you though?" he asks furrowing his eyebrows
I nod " yeah she skipped kindergarten and she almost skipped first grade" picking up another chicken nugget and continuing the story
"Clay was a big supporter for her to skip first grade but she didn't want to so she just stayed in my class"
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"That makes a lot more sense" he snorts mouth halfway full of his meal
"God are manners not a thing in britain?" i scrunch my nose smiling, he picks up a french fry and throws it at me, it hits the side of my cheek with a light thud
"You mother-"
"Language" My mom calls as she walks into the kitchen
"Mom this is Tommy, Tommy, my mom; Beatrice Walker" I mumble looking down at my feet
"Hello Mrs. Walker" he smiles extending his hand after wiping it with a napkin
"Hi Tommy" she smiles shaking his hand then going over to the bag
Tommy finishes his meal and goes to wash his hands
"You have a lovely house" he smiles to my mom who thanks him
"Well why don't I give you the tour" I quickly add laughing a bit "c'mon" I grumble grabbing his wrist and leading him up to my room
I leave the door open a cracked sigh heavily
"But i wanted the tour" he groans folding his arms
" Formal living room is when you first walk in, walk straight then you have the kitchen, go left my moms room, go back into the open hallway and go past the kitchen is the living room and dining room, breezy's room is across the hall each has our own bathrooms. There tour done" I say digging through my boxes
"Whose breezy?" he asks holding back a laugh
"My sister, her real names Amber but no one calls her that" I shrug and he nods
"Cool room" he smiles hitting the string worms hanging from my ceiling
"Thanks, if you want to play some music you can hook up to my speaker" i point to the two speakers across from each other
"Surround sound?" he gawks checking out the speaker
"Yeah bought it with my own money before we moved" I smile and his eyes widen
"These are nice you must've been saving for awhile" he shutters for dramatic effect
I roll my eyes and nod " yeah I saved for a good 4 months, but it was worth it in all honesty"
Tommy hooks up to the speakers and plays a song I didn't recognize, it was an upbeat song with loud trumpets
"What song is this i like it" I smile and his smile grows as wide as i've seen it
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"One Day by Lovejoy" he raises his voice a little over the music
"I'll have to check them out!" I laugh and he nods furiously
As the song comes to an end a song I did recognize starts playing.
Mr Brightside by the killers
I smile and bob my head to the tempo, I look over and see him having a full on conert and I laugh falling to the bed
'What?" he smiles but I don't stop laughing
"What is it women tell me" he shakes my shoulders but that only makes me laugh more
"You are crazy" he exhales and slowly catch my breath
"Crazy for you" I squint my eyes and put my chin between my thumb and pointer making the f boy face
"Oh shut up" he rolls his eyes and walks to the other side of my bed and jumps down to his stomach
I fall right in front of him and he looks at me with a smile
"Wanna see the video?" he laughed and I nod, we resituate to where both of our back are on the headboard and my laptop is in the middle of us, he emailed me the draft video so i opened the email and hit play
"Look at me go Tubbo!" Tommy says as he jumps up and down on the trampoline
All of a sudden I hear the door jingle in the background and see Tommy looking at it, the camera pans to me and I nods about to walk out of the building
"Hey! Wait! Redhead" Tommy calls and I see my body tense before turning around, the camera pans to tubbo jumping until ranboo gets hit in the face with a dodgeball by george
The next clip is of Tommy introducing me
"This is Ziggy, shes going to be joining us today" he throws a dodgeball at me and the rest is chaos
He kept the part where Amanda called me but bleeped her name out and blurb my phone screen, before this clip it was a black screen with his voice over
"Now this was unexpected and by all means not planned whatsoever"
I was laughing at all the clips to the point where tears were falling down my face, tommy just stared at me shaking his head, after catching my breath I meet his eyes as my favorie song came on, I smile
" I love this song" Is say looking towards the speakers and he nods clearing his throat
"I've heard this song it's pretty good" he purses him lips giving an approving nod
I suddenly gasp and he looks over to me " Can I tweet something?" I smile and he sighs
"Fine, only one thing"
I take his phone and type out a tweet
This is not Tommy, I repeat this is not Tommy. You'll know me soon enough but for right now I remain a mystery >:)
-Z
Leave your guesses even though all of them are gonna be wrong
Quackity
Zooweemama
KarlJacobs_
Zur mom?
Ranboosaysstuf
Hey I remember you, wait how do you have his log in info??
Tubbo_
They don't. Wait a minute..... WAIT A MINUTE
Ranboosaysstuff
COULD IT BE????
Tubbo_
IM FACE TIMING HIM
Ranboosaysstuff
ADD ME ADD ME ADD ME
User
Wtf is going on
An incoming facetime call comes through and I snort, I press the accept button and quickly hand it to tommy putting a finger to my mouth and he nods
"WHERE IS SHE" Tubbo shrills and I cover my mouth to stop myself from laughing
"Where's who?" tommy chuckles a bit and Ranboo groans
"Ziggy, wheres Ziggy" he clarifies and tommy looks at them confused
"The girl from the trampoline park? Probably at her house?" he scoffs
"Are you at her house right now?" Tubbo asks excitement spewing out of his voice
"No? Why would I be at her house?" he snorts and rambo squints coming closer to the camera
"Tommy"
"Hmm?"
"Thats not your headboard, you don't have a headboard" ranboo says a smirk evident on his face
"I got one today" Tommy shrugs hiding his quiet laughs
"You hate headboards" Tubbo deadpans " you say it makes you feel short"
At this point I couldn't keep my laughter contained and I bust out laughing Tommy joining me
" I KNEW IT" Tubbo yells making me laugh harder
"You guys know each other for not even 12 hours and your already at her house" Ranboo laughs and tommy shrugs
"She offered me food"
"Oh so my company isn't enough?"
"No" he snorts and my jaw drops
"You cunt!" i grab a pillow and start hitting him with it
Before I could get another hit Tommy grabs my wrist and grabs the pillow out of my hand
"Fuck off" he says laughing before hanging up
I smile at the blonde sitting in front of me and he smiles back
I can tell we're gonna be good friends
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