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"Do you have to say it everytime? Is it compulsory?"
"But I'm not new. You must have my number saved by now, right?"
"I didn't know that."
"Oh yeah, I never asked your name. Or what I should call you."
"How about Hottie?"
"Hello?"
"I'm sorry, it's a joke!"
Chuckles, "Wow, touchy subject?"
"I think you're hot."
"Uh..."
"Shit, I messed up, didn't I?"
"Ah, I meant your personality. You're a nice person."
"Wow, really? Are you surrounded by jerks? Because somebody needs to tell you how amazing you are."
"I talked to her!!"
"Yeah, sad part is, it wasn't me who initiated the conversation."
"No I don't. I have liked her for too long."
"Thanks. Y'know, we always talked about me, we have never talked about you."
"Well, I want to get to know you."
"That's okay. So, are you always this happy and hyper? Or is it the phone calls?"
Smirks, "Oh yeah?"
".... Actually, I'm not. I keep to myself usually."
"Hey! We were talking about you; don't change the subject!"
"What's your favourite colour?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"No, I'm asking because you know my love-life."
"..."
"..."
"Wow, I got worried. You're really nice, and I didn't want to hurt you in any way."
"Yeah, you too."
*bell rings*
"Bye, Hotline Girl."
*hangs up*
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