《P A I N (FINISHED)》part 4
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Sarvente:wait your not coming to my tea party-
Sarvente:BETHANY I MADE BISCUITS!
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Just so all of you know, sarvente was talking to girlfriend on the phone.
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Sarvente:let me see what you have there
Selever: A KNIFE! :D
sarvente:NOOO!-
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police:911 what's your emergency?
Selever:uh.....
Selever: ITS DIGIORNO!
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selever:*scares ruv*
Ruv:*yells*
Ruv:I COULD HAVE DROPPED MAH CROSSAINT
selever:*laughs*
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Ruv,rasazy,and sarvente:*eating peacefully*
Selever:this chicken is as juicy as my a$$
Ruv,rasazy,and sarvente:*stares at selever in anger*
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*I forgot one part from this vine sorry :( *
Selever:they got a new thing called fr e ash *laughs* FR E ASH
AVA CA DOO!
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see you all in part 5
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