《The Life of a Wizard》Fireworks Malfunction
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Glynda Goodwitch enters the Headmaster's office and sees her boss standing in front of large crate.
"Professor Ozpin?" Glynda asked.
"What's up, doc?" I asked.
"What are you doing?" Glynda asked as she sees a crate with the words "Volatile" written on them.
"What's it look like?" I grab a crowbar. "I'm going to use fireworks."
Glynda looks surprised before it turns to a glare. "And just where exactly did you get these fireworks?"
"Torchwick bought them. Told me they were a thank you gift for and I quote "getting rid of that crazy two-bit fire-breathing ass clown of a boss"." I said as I got the lid off the crate.
"But why fireworks?" She asked confused.
"Why not fireworks? Fireworks are awesome! Isn't that right Sieg?"
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"Oh right... I told him to take the day off." I mumbled. "Well whatever, we got fireworks." I take a cluster of them out of the box and throw them to the floor. I stretch my hand and a small fireball appears. "Let's light them up!"
"Ozpin, I don't think this a good idea." Glynda warns me.
"Nonsense! Where is your sense of adventure, Glynda!? That fire that makes you want to pierce the heavens themselves!?" I exclaimed.
"Sir, this is very dangerous!" Glynda exclaims.
Unbeknownst to them, a couple embers fall from my hand and into some of the fireworks causing some of them to ignite. We noticed the noise and look at the floor with bewilderment and a bit of fear.
"Oh shi-"
The office explodes as some fireworks escape and take to the night sky.
The smoke clears revealing a charred Glynda and Ozpin, their clothes completely covered in ash and gunpowder.
Smoke comes out of Glynda's mouth. "Good night." She proceeds to leave the office.
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Author Notes
Happy New Year, everyone!
Yes, I'm still alive thanks for asking.
I know its been a while since the last update and everything but its just I've been busy on my end here, what with looking for a house and such. Anyways, I'm just glad I got this done for today. As for the Overlord story, I'll get to it as soon as I can don't you worry.
I hope you all have a good year.
Peace~
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