I look around the small bathroom for a window or even an air vent would be nice right now. I just need a way to get to the kitchen. A bitch is hungry. I give up my search and release a defeated sigh. I sing 'happy birthday' to myself twice as I wash my hands with the lemon-scented hand soap. This reminds me, I need to get hand soap when I get back home.

I turn the faucet off and dry my hands with a washcloth before opening the door. I make my way across the hall right next to where Damien stood and immediately started complaining. "I'm hungry."

He doesn't bother to take his eyes off his phone, "we'll feed you guys later" he waves me off.

I open my mouth to say something sassy but I get an idea. I glance over at him and see that all of his focus is on his screen. Just as a precaution though I wave my hand in his peripheral, he doesn't flinch. Smirking to myself I slowly start backing away from him. I don't take my eyes off of him until I'm at the end of the hallway. I waste no time in turning around and quietly sprinting to mine and the girl's shared room. After years of sneaking out of the house, I knew how to be silent and quick.

I push open the door and before I could say anything related to my plan I find the girls in a weird position.

Sage was on the ground with her legs sprawled out and Nova sitting on her stomach as she pressed her hands down on the center of Sage's chest. Sage looked like a ferocious lioness just waiting to lunge at her prey.

Shocked I say, "What the actual fuck?" I shut the door before walking further into the room.

"I wanted to know what her real laugh sounded like," Nova says, giving an expression of innocence while her tone said she thought it was a totally normal thing to do.

Sage huffed, an annoyed look crossing her features, "This bitch literally tackled me while screaming like a banshee." Sage paused for a second before thrashing around underneath Nova, "Get off me fat ass!"

Nova flickers her forehead with a scoff and stands up. "So where's Damien? Why'd you come in alone?" Nova asks as she dusts herself off. Sage grumbles and pushes herself off the floor.

Why did I sneak away? Oh shit. "We're gonna go find the kitchen." I almost couldn't contain my excitement for food, I was starving and we haven't even been here a day. Sage and Nova sigh with relief.

"Good I'm hungry" Sage pats her stomach as she speaks.

"We gotta' go now before Damien realizes I'm gone."

The girls nod and we quietly scan the hallway for people.

"Clear" Sage whispers and I turn to give her a 'really bitch' look.

"No shit Sherlock."

Nova sticks her tongue out and I with the same immaturity level stick mine out right back at her.

Before we could start exchanging curse words Sage shoves herself between us.

Annoyed sage huffs out, "Focus idiots."

We all just need some damn food, we get cranky when we don't have food. I force myself to focus like Sage said and I thought back to when I went to the bathroom. Damien and I went right so that means...

"We should go left" I whisper, looking at them to see if they approved.

"Okay," Sage nods her head and takes the lead. Nova and I follow behind her, thinking we might reach the kitchen... only to come to a dead end.

"Well, shit" I frown in disappointment. Why you gotta' fail me brain? Sighing I turn around and start walking the way we came.

"What if we run into Damien?" Nova asks.

"We'll kick his flat ass" I shrug.

"As long as we don't mess up his face I'm Gucci" Sage also shrugs.

"Never say that again" Nova and I say at the same time as we cringe at the word 'Gucci' being used in such a way.

Sage flips us off and we all remain silent as we get closer to the hallway I left Damien in. We come to the wall before it when I hear someone curse loudly.

"FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! WHERE DID SHE GO?" Damien yells sounding panicked.

I start to giggle and Sage slaps her hand on my mouth to muffle me before I could get too loud. I bite her hand and she hisses in pain and withdrawals it with a glare. I give her one back before poking my head around the corner to look at Damien.

Damien was frantically checking all the rooms for me and I bite my cheek to keep myself from giggling again. I look over my shoulder at the girls and give them a shrug.

"What should we do?" Sage whispers, leaning forwards to take a look at Damien panic.

I subconsciously start tapping my finger against my lower lip as I try to think of a plan. But nothing smart comes to my mind.

Feed him to a whale? No, I can't do that. Number one it was stupid. Number two we're nowhere near an ocean... I think. Maybe I could just sneak up behind him and knock him out. I'd just need to find something to hit him with.

"I got it. We'll push him in a room that has a lock like ours. You know one that has a lock on the outside." Nova explains, a look of concentration covering her face.

"Genius!"

We silently creep down the hallway just in time for Damien to open another door. Taking a leap of faith that the door has a lock on the outside I run towards him.

"Sorry, not sorry my dude" I snicker as I roughly shove him into the room. Damien grunts as he makes contact with the carpeted floor. I quickly slam the door shut and quickly lock it. I promptly let go of the doorknob once I realized he couldn't get out. Damien pounded on the door, yelling at us to release him which we ignore.

Sighing I run a hand through my hair, hoping the action could help me calm down, "time for food."

With great stealth, we walk around a few hallways until we stumble across a grand wood staircase. We all exchange quick smirks before Sage is the first to hop on the railing. She quickly slides down, yelling "Woohoo bitches!" as she goes.

I beam in excitement and climb on, re-arranging myself so that I slid down backwards. I push off and throw my hands up as I go down giggling uncontrollably. I reach the end of the railing and jump off with a proud grin. I didn't fall off! That was fun.

Nova looks down at us as she casually walks down the stairs. "You guys are so extra" Nova 'tsks', her hair swishing as she shakes her big head.

"Says the one who literally falls to the floor when she receives bad news" I scoff.

Nova flips me off and jumps over the last step. I look around the huge ass living room, taking mental pictures for later. I find the front door but we needed food before we left. I don't know where we are since I didn't pay attention to how long we drove to get here. So we didn't know where we were at or even if we would be able to eat later.

They have a giant telly with a gaming system set up on the far left wall. I couldn't see which gaming system it was but I didn't care. I only knew one thing and that was: I was definitely playing zombies before I escape. There was a long, black, leather couch that you saw right as you get off the stairs. A black wooden coffee table was in front of it which held controllers and a remote.

I pull my eyes away from the living room and look at the wall behind us. There was a wide doorway and without thinking I walked through it.

"Guys" I gasped, my eyes taking in the heaven in front of me. This kitchen was absolutely gorgeous. It had black marble countertops with sleek black cabinets with an island in the middle of the room. With four barstools set up at the island in replace of a table.

The sound of the girls walking in brings me out of my awe. I quickly run to the pantry while Nova runs to the fridge and Sage starts opening cabinets. I pull open the pantry door and come face to face with a shit ton of snacks. But more importantly Oreos, they had Oreos! I grab a Ziploc sandwich baggie and start shoving them in there. I stuff a couple in my mouth before looking for more snacks.

Who knows if they'll let me eat Oreos again. Actually, I won't worry about that problem. I will literally shove their own foot up their asses if they try to take away my Oreos. My eyes catch my favorite chips in the world and I almost drop the Oreos. I quickly tuck my shirt into my pants, making a large pocket for food. I start stuffing a few bags of chips and snacks into my pocket before walking out of the pantry.

"Hey, guys look! I'm prego" I start swishing my snacks around while giggling. I look up when I don't hear any reaction and see Sage and Nova trapped in Luca's and Damien's embraces. I find Ace staring me down, a hint of amusement in his intense gaze.

"Oh damn." Surprised, the bag of Oreos drops from my hand.

"What's in the bag" Ace uses his head to motion to the Oreos. Luckily it was one of those dark-colored bags so you couldn't see what was inside. The bag itself was purple, I didn't know they made bags like that.

Gulping I point to the bag and say, "that's mine."

Ace chuckles, "sure but what's in it."

For some odd reason, I start to sweat and my mind races with lies to use as an explanation. I open my mouth and like word vomit I spit out, "my piss." My eyes widen in absolute horror and Sage and Nova have to bite their knuckles to keep themselves from laughing. Ace looks startled at my response and I slowly pick up the bag.

Shit. Shit. Shit. Why did I say that? What the hell is wrong with me!

"Yep, it's piss. I'm a... bag pisser?" I was blushing like crazy and I sounded so confused with my own words. If he believed me he is an idiot.

"Why would you piss in a bag?" Ace asks, raising a perfectly plucked eyebrow. Even my eyebrows aren't that good looking.

I stutter, "Uh cause' uh Sage drinks piss?"

Sage immediately stops laughing and sheer shock covers her features instead. Novah glances at Sage as she gasps for air in between her laughter. To make the situation less embarrassing for Sage I decide to throw Novah in the mix too.

"And Novah pours it into ice and makes slushes out of it" I squeak, "they're piss drinkers!"

Ace looks over his shoulder at the boys and they just shrug their shoulders with "I don't know" expressions. While he isn't looking at me I mouth 'I'm sorry' to the girls but they don't care. Their death glares and silent promises to beat me the fuck up was clear. I'm in some deep shit.

So listening to my screaming instincts I run out the room.

"GET HER" I hear Sage roar before heavy sounding footsteps follow after me.

"Shit.Shit.Shit.Fuck.Fuck.Fuck" I whisper to myself as I run up the stairs. I get to the second floor and run to the first random door I see. I quickly shove myself in and lock the door behind me. Releasing a breath of relief I turn away from the door. The lights were on so I could clearly see the grey walls of the room.

A king-size bed that has been perfectly made greets my eyes and I am evil gleam hits my eyes. I love big beds, they're so fun to jump on. I walk over to the bed and dump all of my snacks onto the cover. I spread them out so I can clearly see all of my stash before jumping on the bed. I get welcomed with comfort and I sigh in bliss.

I look at the nightstand and find a weird-looking remote. I pick it up and press the red button in the middle. Maybe it's the telly remote? Instead of the telly turning on the lights turned off, surprising me so much I fall off the bed.

"Ow," I groan as I pull myself back onto the bed. I decide to press the button again and the lights turn back on. Hehehe. So I sit there, giggling to myself as I turn the lights off and on without even being near the light switch.

"You go upstairs and I'll look down here" I hear Ace tell someone from outside the door. Can they see my lights? I hope not that would suck. I hear footsteps run away from the door and continue flickering the lights. I stuff my face with some more chips before hearing a faint "wait a minute." The doorknob starts to jiggle as if someone's trying to open the door but I don't fret. The doors locked so they can't get in

The door is pushed open and I stare at the piece of wood betrayed. Traitor!

Ace stood in the doorway with a key in hand looking straight at me with a confused expression. I quickly lunge off the bed and land on the floor with a loud 'thud.' I crawl on all fours over to the walk-in closet only to be grabbed by my ankles and pulled back.

"Oh nooo," I cry as Ace flips me over by my ankles.

I sheepishly smile up at him, "hi there" I chirp as I drum my fingers on my stomach.

"Hey" he breathes out giving me a wolfish grin.

I hear multiple footsteps run past the door before they stop and come back. Sage and Novah bust into the room both huffing and puffing.

"Bitch" Sage wheezes out, glaring at me with mild hatred.

I let out a scream, "AHHH IT'S UGLY." Jumping to my feet I shove Ace aside and raise my fists.

I guess it's time for my ninja turtle addiction to finally come in handy.

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