《Ancient Wife [ DANMEI MTL ]》8: Come and Beat You!
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After Liang Han made a nest for the rabbit with the stone from the pigsty, he found a piece of cloth to bandage the rabbit's wound.
Then go to the kitchen and put the rotten leaves of the rotten vegetables that were picked up during the lunchtime cooking for the rabbit into the nest. He spread the chopped firewood in the yard to dry, and was ready to go to the firewood house in the evening.
After finishing all these things, Liang Han went to the room where the grain was stored, took the fifty kilograms of beans to the main room, and took a bamboo basket.
Thinking that there is nothing to do anyway, and the weather is not good today, so he picked up beans in the house. Pick out beans that are plump and suitable for seeds.
In winter, when it is time to relax, Zhang Qingzhu has nothing to do. When he was at home, he could sit and chat with his family, but here he had to face someone he didn't want to see, and he kind of wanted to go home.
But when he thought of going home, he said that Liang Han's heart was as Liang Han's will, and he didn't want to leave.
Holding his chin, he looked at Liang Han's annoying face, and wondered in his heart. "Isn't this person wanting to marry me? Why is he looking forward to my return? There must be something tricky here. What is he thinking? I can't figure it out. I asked him, and he definitely won't tell me the truth, this ruffian!"
Seeing Liang Han picking beans seriously, he couldn't help but say: "What are you picking beans for? Going to change tofu to eat?"
When Zhang Qingzhu mentioned tofu Liang Han, he remembered it. There is a family in the village who also makes tofu, but unlike the tofu workshops in the city, which make tofu every day, they only make tofu on the 15th day of the first lunar month.
At that time, people in the village either exchanged beans for tofu, or used their own beans to ask the other party to help them make them, and paid for the craftsmanship. Because whether they want to change tofu or want to make tofu, they all said hello in advance. The family has a good idea, and they are not afraid that they will not be able to sell if they make too much.
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However, Liang Han didn't say that he wanted to change tofu. After all, he specially checked out good beans and exchanged bad beans for tofu. He didn't know how the other party would hurt him. But it's hard to say that it's for planting beans, so he said. "No, I want to use the beans to grow bean sprouts."
Zhang Qingzhu was puzzled: "What kind of bean sprouts do you grow in such a cold day?"
Liang Han suddenly realized that although people here also eat bean sprouts, they didn't know that they could also grow bean sprouts in winter.
Thinking of a way to make money, he suddenly showed a bright smile to Zhang Qingzhu.
Zhang Qingzhu was stunned for a moment, and said with a cold face: "Why are you laughing! Don't you know how ugly you looks!"
Liang Han didn't care about his attitude, he smiled and said to him: "Being ugly can't stop me from being happy."
Zhang Qingzhu pouted: "There's something wrong!"
Liang Han said with a smile, "I don't have the same knowledge as you."
Zhang Qingzhu squinted at him and asked, "Who doesn't have the same knowledge as who?"
Liang Han hurriedly looked out at the sky: "Aiya, It's getting late, and my noodles should be polished."
He smiled and said to Zhang Qingzhu, "I'm going to get the noodles, it's too late to make the noodles, how about making pancakes at night?"
Zhang Qingzhu said like: " That's right." Then he ordered, "You still have to cook."
"Okay, what else is there to order?"
Zhang Qingzhu said contemptuously, "I said I wanted to eat something else, but you don't have one."
By the way, he continued to stab him. "People eat two meals if they don't work in winter, and you eat three meals. You are not a person at all."
Liang Han smiled bitterly: "Yes, it is you who say anything. Besides, you have come to my house, It's not good to make you hungry."
"Hmph, it's not a good thing!" Zhang Qingzhu still had no good words.
Liang Han was speechless, thinking that this was the fault of the original owner, who let himself take over the original owner's stall. People originally came here to find fault, and it's strange that they would talk to him well, he's not angry! So he said in a good voice. "Stay at home, I'll go get the noodles."
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After Liang Han left, Zhang Qingzhu jumped up happily.
He decided to live here. Seeing that the other party had to endure the ugly words he said, and he had to talk to him in a good voice, he felt very happy. "I have decided to stay here for a few days! I still have to eat and drink his food. Get mad at him, let him dare to offend me!"
After saying that, he happily entered the back room and went to pack up the things in his luggage and put them away. Putting his clothes in the kang cabinet, he took out Liang Han's clothes and threw them on the bed.
Zhang Qingzhu thought, "How about a few days? Just five days. He didn't mean to make me that kind of noodles after five days. Well, I'll leave after I finish eating."
After dinner, people here would go to bed before it was completely dark in order to save the lamp oil.
Liang Han had already heated up the kang before, so he went to clean up the kitchen, then went to the back room with the foot wash and put it by the bed, and said to Zhang Qingzhu, who was lying on the bed, "Come on, soak your feet, you can sleep comfortably at night."
Seeing this, Zhang Qingzhu was in a good mood and gave him a compliment. "You did a good job."
Then he carefully put his feet into the water basin. In winter, soaking feet in hot water is very comfortable, and Zhang Qingzhu also had a smile on his face, but before he could be happy, Liang Han actually took off his shoes and put his feet into the basin.
"What are you doing! Didn't you prepare it for me?" Zhang Qingzhu glared at him.
Liang Han said innocently. "The hot water is not enough, I have to wash it too, you don't want to smell my stinky feet."
Zhang Qingzhu said angrily. "Will you wait for me to finish washing you?!"
"Sorry I'm sorry, why didn't I think of that." This was a particularly false statement, and then handed him the towel with a smile, "Here, you can use the towel later."
Zhang Qingzhu angrily pulled it over. "You are really annoying!"
Liang Han said with a smile on his face and said indifferently. "Yes, yes, everything you say is right."
"Your face is really thicker than the city wall!"
"Well, you are right."
"You are a ruffian, you're an asshole!"
"Well, you're right."
"You ...you wait for me!"
"Hmm, you're right."
"Liang ruffian!"
"Here, do you feel the water is cold?"
"Not cold!" Zhang Qingzhu didn't want to talk to him. He was arguing, so boring. He raised his foot and threw the water on the other side deliberately, gave him a provocative look, and saw that the other side didn't care, he wiped his feet with a cloth towel.
Seeing that he had stopped, Liang Han picked up the towel that the other party had thrown by the bedside, wiped his feet, and poured out the foot-washing water.
When he came back, he collected the clothes that Zhang Qingzhu had thrown on the bed, folded them, and put them in the wooden box beside the bed.
Spread the quilt, because Zhang Qingzhu used his quilt, he can only use the older quilt, just because it has not been exposed to the sun, it smells bad, but at present, he can only make do with it first. It's late, he hope it won't snow tomorrow, so that he can have a chance to dry the quilt.
The kang beds in the villages are relatively large.
In winter, in order to save firewood, adults and children sleep together and stay warm.
Therefore, although the two said they were sleeping on the same kang, they were one meter away from each other.
Seeing that Liang Han was about to go to sleep, Zhang Qingzhu immediately put his cotton-padded jacket between the two of them, "See clearly, don't come over, or I'll let my brother and the others beat you."
Yes, the threat this time is not castration, but beating him, Liang Han was thinking about whether to be happy about it, so he didn't have time to pay attention to Zhang Qingzhu, so he lay down and fell asleep.
As for sleeping on the warm kang in winter, just like turning on the electric blanket beforehand, Liang Han groaned comfortably. "Comfortable—sleep."
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ELC: When you're standing in front of the bus? ride without a ticket? Han ge be like: No, sleep.
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