《-Eight People. One House-》The Dumbassery
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"A-YO IM JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE! TWO CARTONS OF MILK BUT IM WORKING ON THREE!"
John raps, Hercules beat boxing in the background. This was a thing they did. They made up their own little songs, Along with the other side of the group and the sisters.
"Ha!"
"THOSE HIGH SCHOOLERS DON'T WANT IT WITH ME! CUZ' I'LL POP CHICKA- PRAAT THESE COPS TIL' IM FREE!"
Lafayette stands up on top of the bed in his room, grinning and clearing his throat.
"Oui Oui mon ami J'mpell Lafayette!~ The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say bonsoir! Tell the "king" 'Casse-toi!' Who is the best? C'est moi!"
Hercules jumps onto the bed and lightly pushes Lafayette off.
"BRAAAAT BRAAAT I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN UP IN IT LOVIN' IT! HERE YOU'R MOTHER SAY, "Come again!" LOCK UP YOUR SIBLINGS AND HORSES OF COURSE ITS HARD TO HAVE INTERCOURSE OVER FOUR SETS OF CORSETS-" "Wow"
John covers Hercules' mouth, chuckling.
"No more sex! Pour me another juice son! Let's raise a couple more to the revolution! Well if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton Ele!"
"Aaron Burr!"
"Give us a verse drop some knowledge!"
Aaron stands up from his chair he was previously sitting in, Closing his book.
"Good luck with that, you're taking a stand. You spit, Ima sit, We'll see where we land." "BOOO"
John shakes his head, poking a finger at Aaron's chest.
"Burr, The revolutions imminent what'd you stall for?"
"If you stand for nothing Burr, What'll you fall for?" Alexander pipes up, crossing his arms.
"oOO WHO ARE YOU?"
"Who are you?"
"Who are you?~"
"OOO WHO IS THIS KID WHAT'S HE GONNA D-"
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Just then Thomas bursts in, James behind him.
"WHAT'D I MISS?"
"Get out Jeffershit! We're trying to sing!"
"Don't talk to mon brother like that!"
Lafayette hisses, smacking Alexander on the back of his head.
"Thank you, Laf. Anyway we heard singing and came over here." Thomas flips his hair sassily, wrapping an arm around James.
"Y-Yup!"
The smaller boy squeaks.
"Well we where just about to start playing 21 chump street! John is Justin and I'm Naomi! Laf, Herc, And You can be the backup boys! And Aaron's the narrator!"
"Ok!"
Everyone says in unison, pulling up some chairs.
"The investigation was called operation D-. Where a kid name Justin Laboy-"
"THATS ME!"
Washington slowly cracks open the door to the room, wondering what the hell was happening.
"He was a, Light skinned! Puerto Rican Dominican! Long hair, Mature, and a body like WHOA!" John sings, winking at Alexander, who's face turned a bright red.
"This is going to be interesting"
Washington mutters, leaning in the door way and watching them.
Of course James was the first one to notice him, but he just waved and continued to help with the music playing.
"And I was like, What the heck I gotta do? To be with you?"
"What the heck I gotta do!"
"What the heck I gotta do? To be with you?"
"What the heck I gotta do!"
"Who do I have to be! For you to be with me!"
Aaron shakes his head, smirking.
"You told him all this in class?"
"Well yeah! Well, I texted him! Y'know, I was like, What the heck I gotta do! To be with you?"
John laughs, mimicking being on his phone.
"L-O-L-O-L-O-L"
"What the heck I gotta do to be with you?"
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"R-O-F-L-O-L"
"Who do I have to be, For you to be with me!"
At this point Washington was recording it all, like the Dad he was.
"Smiley face!"
"YES! Next thing you know where texting day and night I trust him right away!"
"Like whoa!"
Hercules, Lafayette, And Thomas sing in pretty much perfect harmony.
"Hey, Yo. I never meet anyone like her bro! Yo! She listens to all my problems, I let her copy all my homework! Then I laid it all on the line! And was like!"
"No"
"No!"
"NOOOO! Well she didn't say no exactly I don't know!"
John sets his head in his hand, pouting.
"No!"
"No!"
"No! No!"
"Yeah I was surprised! I'm a pretty great guy!"
Aaron looks up from the spot he was seeing to see Washington recording them and turns a bright red before looking at the ground. Washington silently chuckles at the shy kid.
"And I serenaded her! I was like, What the heck I gotta doooo! To be with you!"
John sings out, doing a little dance in front of Alexander who was trying not to laugh.
"Who do I have to be? For you to go to prom with me!"
He gets down on one knee as if he was proposing.
"So, You asked him to the prom?"
"Yeah! I danced and everything!"
John laughs, continuing to dance and doing a spin and finally noticed Washington and trips and falls on his face after they lock eyes.
James stops the music and Alexander dashes over to his boyfriend.
"HOLY SHIT JOHN ARE YOU OK WHAT HAPPENED?!"
John lifts his finger and points it at Washington who was still recording.
Everyone gasps, all of their faces turning bright red.
"DA- WASHINGTON WHAT THE HELL?!"
"I knew h-he was there."
"YOU CANT JUST- JUST RECORD US LIKE THAT!"
Hercules screeches, attempting to play off the blush on his face.
"It's already posted on Facebook. I'm sorry." Washington smirks, before walking out the room.
"GOD DAMN IT THE SCHUYLERS ARE GONNA SEE IT- I DON'T WANT ANGELICA CONFRONTING ME AGAIN SHE'S SCARy"
Thomas hisses, crossing his arms.
"Didn't she bitch slap y-you?"
"Yup."
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YO YO YO GUESS WHOM IT IS?? MANGO! AND GUESS WHAT IM DOING? A FACE REVEAL- Anyway, Here I go. I'm ugly I know-
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