《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》clap ur fuckin hands,bro
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⭐: If your happy and you know it clap ur hands!
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🐰: IF YOU'RE DEPRESSED AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS!
🦇: 👏👏
⚡: 👏👏
🛏: 👏👏
🐰: IF YOU'RE DEPRESSED AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS
🦇: 👏👏
⚡: 👏👏
🛏: 👏👏
🐰: IF YOU'RE STRESSED AND DEPRESSED AND YOUR LIFE'S A FUCKING MESS, IF YOU'RE DEPRESSED AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS 👏👏
🦇: 👏👏
⚡: 👏👏
🛏: 👏👏
⭐: you ruined it! :(
🐰: sorry boo, it had to be done.
I'm not fucking sorry
You gave me a good idea, and I took it.
Hah.
(Tank q uwu)
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