《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》Plague
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(Ok so let me explain: my world history teacher sent us this song when we were studying the black plague, so basically, if I have to listen to this torture, you do too. F r e e h i s t o r y l e s s o n)
🐰: ugh if you ask me, we need a new plague.
⚡: Coronavirus????
🐰: NOT CLOSE ENOUGH. I WANT THE BLACK DEATH TO COME BACK STRONGER SO THAT THE VACCINES DON'T WORK.
🐰: I WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
⭐: no
🐰: whhhyyyyy
⭐: bro u gotta stay alive. we promised author we'd do that q & a for her ship book
🐰: fine.
🗑 has joined the chat
🗑: THATS RIGHT, BITCH
🗑: YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF MY Q & A THAT EASY!
🐰: b i t c h
🗑: I can delete you, easily. No one would ever know...
🐰: But-
🗑: sHhHhH
🐰: finneeeee
🗑: Also, I choose whether you live or die, bitch. I could revive ur moms girlfriend if I wanted to.
🐰: WHAT?
🗑: But I'm not going to because umm bitch u need that
🐰: wHyYyY
🗑: u being bullied isn't enough for ur tragic backstory.
🐰: fuck u
🗑: Sorry, that's my girlfriend's job
🐰: big oof
🗑: anyways BYE
🗑 has left the chat
[haha shameless promo for my ship book]
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