《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》3:00 AM
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🐰: the real reason i act so different over text is because i don't tell people how i really feel half the time because everyone expects me to be happy all the time so i just hide the fact that i'm depressed as fuck because no one knows about how many times i've attempted suicide and they don't need to. i'm not even good at killing myself, i've failed so many times. i won't fail next time though. see you all in hell.
🛏: MIDORIYA WE TALKED ABOUT THIS COME THE FUCK BACK HERE
In the morning
⭐: What happened at 3AM, is Deku okay?
🛏: I haven't found him yet
⭐: desperate times call for desperate measures
⭐ has added 👓, 💪, and 💤 to the chat
⭐: Have you all seen Deku? He said some concerning things last night and we can't find him.
💪: I saw young Midoriya just this morning, he said he was going home today to see his mother
💥: Dammit, his mother's on a business trip! That little bitch lied to you!
💤: Don't fucking curse, shithead
💥: Fuck you bitch
💤: Detention for a week.
💥: whatever
👓: Can we please focus on the matter at hand? What was the message Uraraka?
⭐:
🐰 has joined the chat
🐰: wassup bitches ur homeboy here was having an anxiety attack last night
🐰: tbh I was gonna kill myself 2day but I found some memories and decided not to
⭐: You bitch! I was so worried about you! Couldn't you have said something sooner?
🛏: Why didn't you tell me you had an anxiety attack?!
🦇: We could have helped you, Midoriya.
🐰: haha bitches I didn't want help
🛏: B I T C H
💤: usually I would give you all detention for cursing, but I don't even care anymore. Bye.
💤 has left the chat
💪: I'm not mad, Young Midoriya, just disappointed.
💪 has left the chat
🐰: FUCK THAT'S WORSE THO-
👓: I am disappointed in you as well Midoriya, first of all why are you using this type of language?
🐰: bcuz I can bitch, bye
🐰 has banned 👓 from the chat
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