γc r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|γFuck It.
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Fuck it. It's gonna be bad anyways.
π₯: YOU LITTLE SHIT
π°: i told you. i dont want to see you.
π: Where are you?
π°: i'm going back to the dorms. tbh i'll probably just drink so bleach or eat some tide pods later Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
π: M i d o r i y a n o
π°: M i d o r i y a y e s
(69 words lol)
π°: or, toaster bath
π: N O
π°: Y E S
π°: I COULD SET THE DORMS ON FIRE AND BLOCK THE EXITS AND TAKE ALL Y'ALL TO HELL WITH ME (except for Koda. He can go to heaven. It's what he deserves.)
π: Why Hell specifically?
π°: bc the fact that we're all going straight to hell is the only thing straight about us
β‘ has joined the chat
β‘: Ah, truer words have never been spoken
π°: hey bitch wanna start a cult
π°: y'know, between the GDEwIs?
β‘: Sure we can talk to them about it.
Gay π³βππ³βππ³βππ©ββ€οΈβπβπ©π¨ββ€βπβπ¨ Depressed π’ππ΄ Emos π·πβπͺπ΄π€β«β¬ββ with Insomnia π«π«π΄π΄π΄πͺπͺπͺπ«π«
π: Okay Kami WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE NAME
πͺ: idk but it's cool
π: Whatever. Anyways, who wants to make the GDEwIs into a cult?
πͺ: I do!
π: I sure as fuck do
π·: This mad banquet of darkness can't possibly get madder, I say let's do it.
β: Why the fuck not?
π: Oh! We should add Jiro to the chat
π·: What's her depressing backstory?
π:... That's a requirement?
π·: My parents abandoned me due to my quirk, Shinsou's been bullied since he got his quirk, Kaminari is often put down for being stupid, your dad left you and your mom's girlfriend died and you were bullied for a while.
π: Uh,,,,,,, Jiro got made fun of for her ears when she was little??
π·: Does she have insomnia?
π: Partially???
π·: Vetoed.
π: fair enough.
π: Now about that cult-
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