《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》fucking KAMINARI-
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(I told my gf I would go to sleep early... oops)
🐰: fucking kill me
⚡: why?
🐰: i just wanna diee, y'all saw my past and i don't want you knowin that shithole
📚: Please go to sleep! I didn't want to have to do this, so please forgive me.
📚 has disabled the chat.
Homos 🌈🌈🌈 with 🔄🔄 no 🚫🚫 will😴😴😴 to ➡➡ live ✨✨😭😭🤣🤣
🌑: Okay first of all, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THE NAME?!
🌪: Beauty...
🌑: fuck you
🌪: Sorry, we're both taken, but I can put you on the waiting list 😉😉😘😘
🌑: ew no ur only like idk fourth or smthn
🌪: ??
🌑:
People I would fuck in order of how much I want to fuck them:
1. Kacchan ✅
2. Shinsou
3. Todoroki ✅
4. Denki
5. Kirishima
6. Tokoyami
7. Monona
🌪: damn u thirsty 👅💦🤤😛😛😜😜💋💋👅👅💦💦
⛈: I don't know whether I should be proud or concerned that I am so high up on that list
🕷: Why am I on there?
🌑: because fuck me that's why
🌑: ok so, Shin Shin, please mind control me to go pester Kacchan.
⛈: Why?
🌑: He'll kill me, then it won't be a suicide :D
⛈: oh boy
⛈: When was the last time you slept?
🌑: Friday
⛈: It's Wednesday.
🌑: Friday... two weeks ago...
⛈: I coming over there.
🌪: spend some time with me, zaddy~~ 👅👅💦💦💦😜😜😜🤤🤤😘😘💛🖤🏳🌈🏳🌈
⛈ fucking hell.
🌑: That's where you are!
~Extra~
🐰: I'm going straight to hell and that's the only thing straight about me.
⭐: are you okay???
🐰: When am I ever??
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