🐰: Heres how to get a date 101

⚡: With Midoriya and Denki!

🐰: Denki?

⚡: Yes, Midoriya?

🐰: Will you be.... the uwu to my owo?

⚡: Only if you can be the owo to my uwu, baby

🐰: Promise me you won't cheat on me...

⚡: No baby, you're my only owo.

🐰: Good. That would be an unu.

⚡: Yes baby, it would be.

💥: NOPE NOPE NO YOU DON'T I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BUT IF DEKU ISN'T IN MY DORM IN TEN MINUTES I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF, PIKACHU BITCH

🐰: Kacchan~ it was just a joke~~

💥: WELL IT ISN'T THAT FUNNY, I'M THE ONLY FUCKING ONE THAT CALLS YOU BABY.

🐰: but you don't do that. how am i supposed to fill that void?

❄🔥: I can, Midoriya. Give me another chance, please.

🐰: Todoroki???

❄🔥: I will gladly put up with Bakugou if it means I get to be with you, Izuku.

🐰: Like... a poly relationship?

💥: BITCH

❄🔥: Exactly, Midoriya. You're so smart.

🐰: I mean, we've already fucked, so...

💥: WHAT THE FUCK, ICY HOT BITCH?!

❄🔥: It was... a rough day.

🐰: I got kidnapped by the league of villains :)

💥: THE FUCK????

⚡: more like you threw yourself into purple dude's portal and begged them to kill you.

💥: THE FUCK??????

🐰: The fuck, the fuck, the fuck is in the air? The fuck, there's white shit everywhere~ 🎤

⚡: I love that movie!

🐰: Me too! Wanna watch it together?

💥: WAIT, FUCK, WE'RE NOT DONE HERE

⚡: Meet at my dorm in ten?

🐰: Yeah! :)

So~ TodoBakuDeku anyone?