《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》Villain Deku
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👽: I have done it again!
🐰: oh fuck of course
👽: Who is excited to see my creation
🐰: please don't
💥: I don't know what the fuck it is, BUT DON'T FUCKING SHOW IT!
⚡: Show it
⭐: Show it!
🐸: Please do, Keep
🐰: don't do this to me Mina...
👽: I present... Villain Deku!
👽:
🐰: fuck.
🐰: off.
🐰: you.
🐰: stupid.
🐰: ass.
🐰: hoe.
⭐: DAAAMMMMNNNNNNN
⚡: HOT TAMALES!
💥: bitch.
⭐: mmm I gotta see Deku in a suit and tie now.
💥: FUCK OFF HE'S MINE! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO SEE HIM LIKE THAT!
⭐: Jealous bitch.
💥: SO WHAT IF I AM, ASSWHORE!
⭐: Do you just... sit there and come up with curse word?
🐰: Sometimes. He even shouts them at me to make sure they sound good. Most of the time they're stupid as hell, but who am I to judge?
💥: bitch I am sitting right next to you
🐰: you can't do nothin, bitch. My mom and ur mom will hear u and save me
💥: try me bitch
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