《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》The BakuDeku date
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Bakusquad 😎
💥: I'M FUCKING NERVOUS
🗿: why dude
⚡: wassup, my broski?
💥: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU FUCKING FORGOT
👽: IDIOTS! Today, Baku is going on a date!
🗿: With who???
💥:... Deku
🗿: Oh... Right. Sorry man, totally forgot
📼: I bet Deku's nervous too
⚡: yea
Depressed Insomniacs
🌑: WHY DID I HAVE TO ASK HIM OUT
🌑: I'M SO STUPID
🌑: I'M IN LOVE WITH THREE DIFFERENT GUYS AND I'M GOING ON A DATE WITH TWO OF THEM THIS WEEKEND
🌑: FUCCCKKKKKKK
🌪: chill dude, I know your going on a date with Baku and Todobroki, but who's the third guy?
🌑: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT BECAUSE HE ALREADY HAS A BOYFRIEND
🌪: OH bro sorry I forgottttt
🌑: IT'S COOL
🌑: WHAT DO I EVEN WEAR
🕷: Do you know where you're going?
🌑: Uh
🌑: hang on
Bakago
🐰: where are we going today?
💥: It's a surprise
🐰: How do I dress then??
💥: Casual, I guess
🐰: Thanks Kacchan! :)
Depressed Insomniacs
🌑: Casual
🕷: At least it's not outside of your comfort zone.
🌑: Tru
🌑: FUCK I BETTER GET READY
Izuku chose a black shirt that read:
"スーツとネクタイ"* and put it on. He then pulled on a pair of black jeans and his signature red shoes. He attempted to comb his hair, but ultimately failed in the end.
Bakugou had put on a black tank top, black jeans, and a black jacket over the top, as it was a bit chilly outside. He pulled on black combat boots to complete the look.
The two had agreed to meet at a coffee shop and leave about ten minutes apart as to avoid suspicion from the class, as everyone tended to ship them to hard.
"Really Deku?" Bakugou asked upon seeing Midoriya's shirt.
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"I thought it was funny." Izuku remarked, taking Bakugou's hand into his as they walked to the sandwich shop down the block, which also served all types of coffee.
"Can't believe the place was fucking closed," Bakugou cursed as they walked.
"We used to go there all the time as kids... It's a shame they had to close."
They entered the sandwich shop. Midoriya ordered a ham and cheese sandwich with a Kit-Kat™ Candy Blast™** frappe, while Bakugou ordered the spicy combo meal with a black coffee. They sat down and awaited their food.
"So, you told brain dead Pikachu about the drug incident?"
"Haha... Yyyeeeaahhh...."
"Does anyone know about all of the other times?"
"No. No one knows about Dad either."
"That disgrace doesn't deserve to be called your father."
"I know... but they're executing him next week, so he's going to spend time with us for a day. Just tell Aizawa it was a family thing I couldn't miss."
"When is it?"
"He's coming on Wednesday and they're executing him on Thursday. I don't know if I'll be stable enough to come on Friday. I'm going to be pretty out of it. He may be awful... but he's still my dad...
"I know... do you want me to be there?"
"I'll need someone emotionally stable to keep me from... that."
"I'll meet you and Into afterwards on Thursday and I'll get mom to let you two spend the night, sound good?"
"Yeah... "
They then switched to something lighter, what they would do to cheer Izuku up during the sleepover. After a bit, the food came. They ate and talked more before Kat Suki paid and they left.
"Look! A limited edition All Might figure that changes forms! I need one to add to my collection! Can we go in so I can see how much it costs?"
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"How about we go to the movies instead? You should wait until it goes on sale. It's probably really expensive, so if you save up and it goes on sale, you have extra money."
"Oh! Yeah, I guess so! Let's go then!"
Izuku flashed his blinding smile as they left towards the movie theater. When they walked in, Bakugou paid for a ticket to: A Hero Arises: All Might brings peace to Japan!, a classic hero film. Izuku paid for popcorn, drinks, and a pack of M&Ms™.
Afterwards, they had dinner and split the check 50% 50%.
They then arrived at the dorms, Midoriya going in first and Bakugou coming in 20 minutes later.
Depressed Insomniacs
🌑: That. Was. Amazing.
🌪: DiD yOu TwO hAvE sMeX?
🌑: No! No no no no no! We did, however, establish that I am most definitely: the bottom.
⛈: Obviously.
🕷: I'm glad you had a good time. You have a date with Todoroki tomorrow, right?
🌑: Yessss
⛈: Do I need to come over there and make you sleep again?
🌑: ... Please?
⛈: I'm on my way, babe do you need me too?
⚡: I just want cuddles
⛈: k
⛈ has left the chat
🌑 has left the chat
⚡ has left the chat
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