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^ ignore how bad this is ^
Happy birthday, !!!
Hope your father gives you his credit card.
Now, for our national anthem:
you come into MY Chili's,
BARBEQUE SAUCE ON YOUR TIDDIES,
and disrespect MY valentino white bag? fuck, i can't believe you've done this. you're disrespecting a FUTURE US army soldier-
i think i know more about American girl dolls than you,
weather boy.
ive got the power of god AND anime on my side!!!
Now, some of the finest memes and shitposts.
happy birthday child uwu
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