《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》FuCc
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🐰: SO WHO WANTS TO KILL KACCHAN
❄🔥: I FUCKIN DO
⭐: ME TOO
🐸: I'll join :)
🐰: AIGHT ANYONE WHO'S IN MEET IN MY DORM ROOM AT 8:35 PM
~8:40~
🐰: OKAY WHO THE FUCK TOLD IIDA
⭐: I thought he'd wanna join
🐰: NANI THE FUCK?
⭐: i'm sorry uwu
⚡: yo broskis what happened
🐰: So we were working on a plan to kill Kacchan in his sleep, but then Iida walked in and told us that 'this kind of topic isn't very hero like' so I told him to shut the fuck up bc he was in total agreement with killing M*neta.
⚡: M*neta was a little bastard tho
🐰: tru
🐰: Also we just settled on making Kacchan rrreeeeaaaallllyyy sick by poisoning him with a weak-ish poison. He should be fine next week
⚡: IT'S SUNDAY WTF
🐰: :)
🗿: Guys Bakugou's like, really sick. He keeps throwing up and he can barely move.
🐰: YES! THE PLAN WORKED!
🗿: wtf man
🐰: Read yesterday's messages
🗿: Oh so he totally deserved it then, nice.
⭐: By the way, we never found out who your father was. Who is he?
🐰 has left the chat
⚡: WHO THE FUCK IS HIS DAD??!?!
🗿: I bet Bakugou knows... But he can't exactly talk right now..
❄🔥: I'll make sure it stays that way....
🗿: Todobroki? The fuck?
❄🔥: Midoriya stole my phone, apologies.
❄🔥 has left
🗿: Midoribro is fuckin terrifying...
~Check the names, I updated them for this part~
🔪: I think he's cute~~
✋: Of course you do, you sadist bitch
🗿: VILLAINS?!?!
👨👧👦: I thought it would be fun to socialize.
📚: Fellow mom?!
👨👧👦: Yes!
📚: Do you want to have a cup of tea and reminisce about our children?
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👨👧👦: Certainly!
🐰 has joined the chat
🐰: Oh thank GOD I CAN FINALLY GET KIDNAPPED
🐰: TAKE ME AWAY
📚: Please do not take my children
👨👧👦: I wouldn't dream of it, but why does this one want me to?
🐰: I WANNA FUCKING DIE
🐰: OR KILL KACCHAN WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
🐰: EITHER ONE
📚: Son, we talked about this
🐰: CAN I PLEASE KILL KACCHAN?
📚: No.
🐰: CAN I DIE THEN?
📚: NO.
🐰: Meanie.
Kurogiri opened his portal, and much to Momo's dismay, Izuku jumped in.
📚: IZUKU NO
🐰: IZUKU YES
🐰: TOGA YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO KILL ME
🔪: I don't want to kill you, I just wanna make you bleed~
🐰: KILL ME ALREADY
✋: I'll kill you, you lil shit.
👨👧👦: Shigaraki no, that is my new best friend's child you're not allowed to.
🐰: don't worry i gave him permission.
📚: I cancel out that permission!
🐰: mom pllleeeeaaassseee I wanna ddiiieee!!!!!!!!!!
📚: IZUKU WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
💥: ley thr liyult shoy djd alredu
(let the little shit die already)
📚: What happened?
💥: rhat bigvj drubgdd mg
(that bitch drugged me)
🐰: >:)
💥: bjith
(bitch ~fun fact apparently I can type 'bitch' with my eyes closed)
🔪: Awww! My Izuku would fit right in!
❄🔥: HOL UP U SADIST BITCH HE'S MINE FUCK OFF
🔪: Aww~ Icy Thot is jelly~
❄🔥: WHAT IS THERE TO BE JEALOUS OF I'M LIKE 20X HOTTER THAN UR GROSS ASS
🐰: Aww my boyfriend's fighting for me, thanks Sho :)
❄🔥: YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
🐰: Fuck, I won't be able to walk tomorrow, will I?
❄🔥: stg it'll be a WEEK before you can walk again
🎤 and 💤 have joined the chat
🎤: I'll make sure Shota can't walk so he'll have to cancel class ;)
🐰: Oh fucc
💤 has left the chat
🎤: Somebody's excited ;)
🎤 has left the chat
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