🐰: SO WHO WANTS TO KILL KACCHAN

❄🔥: I FUCKIN DO

⭐: ME TOO

🐸: I'll join :)

🐰: AIGHT ANYONE WHO'S IN MEET IN MY DORM ROOM AT 8:35 PM

~8:40~

🐰: OKAY WHO THE FUCK TOLD IIDA

⭐: I thought he'd wanna join

🐰: NANI THE FUCK?

⭐: i'm sorry uwu

⚡: yo broskis what happened

🐰: So we were working on a plan to kill Kacchan in his sleep, but then Iida walked in and told us that 'this kind of topic isn't very hero like' so I told him to shut the fuck up bc he was in total agreement with killing M*neta.

⚡: M*neta was a little bastard tho

🐰: tru

🐰: Also we just settled on making Kacchan rrreeeeaaaallllyyy sick by poisoning him with a weak-ish poison. He should be fine next week

⚡: IT'S SUNDAY WTF

🐰: :)

🗿: Guys Bakugou's like, really sick. He keeps throwing up and he can barely move.

🐰: YES! THE PLAN WORKED!

🗿: wtf man

🐰: Read yesterday's messages

🗿: Oh so he totally deserved it then, nice.

⭐: By the way, we never found out who your father was. Who is he?

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⚡: WHO THE FUCK IS HIS DAD??!?!

🗿: I bet Bakugou knows... But he can't exactly talk right now..

❄🔥: I'll make sure it stays that way....

🗿: Todobroki? The fuck?

❄🔥: Midoriya stole my phone, apologies.

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🗿: Midoribro is fuckin terrifying...

~Check the names, I updated them for this part~

🔪: I think he's cute~~

✋: Of course you do, you sadist bitch

🗿: VILLAINS?!?!

👨‍👧‍👦: I thought it would be fun to socialize.

📚: Fellow mom?!

👨‍👧‍👦: Yes!

📚: Do you want to have a cup of tea and reminisce about our children?

👨‍👧‍👦: Certainly!

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🐰: Oh thank GOD I CAN FINALLY GET KIDNAPPED

🐰: TAKE ME AWAY

📚: Please do not take my children

👨‍👧‍👦: I wouldn't dream of it, but why does this one want me to?

🐰: I WANNA FUCKING DIE

🐰: OR KILL KACCHAN WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES

🐰: EITHER ONE

📚: Son, we talked about this

🐰: CAN I PLEASE KILL KACCHAN?

📚: No.

🐰: CAN I DIE THEN?

📚: NO.

🐰: Meanie.

Kurogiri opened his portal, and much to Momo's dismay, Izuku jumped in.

📚: IZUKU NO

🐰: IZUKU YES

🐰: TOGA YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO KILL ME

🔪: I don't want to kill you, I just wanna make you bleed~

🐰: KILL ME ALREADY

✋: I'll kill you, you lil shit.

👨‍👧‍👦: Shigaraki no, that is my new best friend's child you're not allowed to.

🐰: don't worry i gave him permission.

📚: I cancel out that permission!

🐰: mom pllleeeeaaassseee I wanna ddiiieee!!!!!!!!!!

📚: IZUKU WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!

💥: ley thr liyult shoy djd alredu

(let the little shit die already)

📚: What happened?

💥: rhat bigvj drubgdd mg

(that bitch drugged me)

🐰: >:)

💥: bjith

(bitch ~fun fact apparently I can type 'bitch' with my eyes closed)

🔪: Awww! My Izuku would fit right in!

❄🔥: HOL UP U SADIST BITCH HE'S MINE FUCK OFF

🔪: Aww~ Icy Thot is jelly~

❄🔥: WHAT IS THERE TO BE JEALOUS OF I'M LIKE 20X HOTTER THAN UR GROSS ASS

🐰: Aww my boyfriend's fighting for me, thanks Sho :)

❄🔥: YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

🐰: Fuck, I won't be able to walk tomorrow, will I?

❄🔥: stg it'll be a WEEK before you can walk again

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🎤: I'll make sure Shota can't walk so he'll have to cancel class ;)

🐰: Oh fucc

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🎤: Somebody's excited ;)

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