《c r a c k (BNHA chat fic) |Under New Ownership|》dAdDy IsSuEs
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📚: MY CHILD HAS DADDY ISSUES?
⭐: *children
📚: I MEAN IZUKU ESPECIALLY
🐰: why is it such a big fukin deal i've just never met the man
📚: MY CHILD
💥: HAH HE'S LYING LIKE A LIL BITCH
💥: YOU KNOW WHO YOUR FATHER IS YOUR JUST TOO SCARED TO ADMIT IT
💥: LIKE A PUSSY
🐰: I think someone needs a time out, what do you think, Bakugou Katsuki?
💥: Fuck.
🗿: it's five am on a Saturday why do I hear screaming
⭐: read up
🗿: oh. that's not good.
📚: Are my children okay???
⚡: Bakubitch definitely isn't.
📚: What happened?!
⚡: idk man he's just crying silently in a corner rocking back and forth
🐰: Where is he?
⚡: wat
🐰: I SAID WHERE IS HE
🐰: AS IN BAKUGOU
⚡: In his room...
🐰: Thank you. :)
⚡: I feel as though I have made a mistake.
⭐: Oh. Definitely. Boom Boom Bitch is dead. Totally and completely dead.
⚡: y tho??
⭐: read up you dumbass Pikachu bitch
⚡: Nani the fuck?
📚: I fear for the safety of my children.
Iida
👓: May I ask why there is a strange red liquid coming from Midoriya's room?
⭐: I don't know. Maybe he spilled some juice or something?
👓: Should we help him clean it up?
⭐: I think Deku can clean up some juice :)
👓: You're right, but shouldn't we at least offer?
⭐: No, I think he's fine. :)
👓: Okay then.
Class 1-A
⭐: Holy fuck I think he actually killed Bakugou
⚡: are you sure????
⭐: Iida said there was a strange red liquid coming from Deku's door...
💥: I'm alive.
⚡: u sure bro?
💥: I'm perfectly fine, thank you for your concern though.
⚡: BOOM BOOM BITCH NEVER SAYS SHIT LIKE THAT WHO THE FUCK STOLE HIS PHONE?!
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💥: What do you mean? I've always talked like this.
⭐: Mido rlly beat him so hard that he transcended dimensions like rlly
🐰: Hello everyone!
⭐: Mido... What did you do?
🐰: I have absolutely no clue what you mean, Uraraka...
⭐: Where's Bakugou...
🐰: How am I supposed to know?
⭐: What did you do...?
🐰: Ok, I know where Kacchan is.
⭐: Where
🐰: I'll never tell! >:)
⭐: Why?
🐰: MURDERERS NEVER REVEAL WHERE THEY BURIED THE BODY
⭐: I thought you wanted to be a hero...
🐰: Bitch where do you think M*neta is?
⭐: Oh fucc
💤: i stg do you children ever shut up
🐰: Oh, hello Aizawa -sensai!
💤: Drop the act
🐰: whatever
💤 has left the chat
🐰: imma die now
⭐: nO
🐰: but I wanna
💥: WHAT'S UP BITCHES I ESCAPED
🐰: FUCK
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