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I'M PREGNANT!!
YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT!!
Wait, who's pregnant?
Me!
Congratulations!
He's not pregnant!
Easy, Michael, I'm with child!
You are not with child!
I'M GONNA BE AN UNCLE!!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE AN UNCLE!!
Then who's gonna teach the little guy how to ride a bike?
Calm down, Ghostie. You're not pregnant.
THEN WHY AM I SO MOODY AND NAUSEOUS?!
I think it's the morning sickness!
GHOSTFACE! You're a boy!
You're right. I'm a boy!
OW!
What?
I THINK IT JUST KICKED-
YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT!!
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