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I failed the safety and health course today.
What happened?
One of the questions was "In the event of a fire, what steps should you take?"
... and?
Apparently "fucking large ones" isn't the right answer.
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Tales of the Old World Demon Lord
1984 had indeed come, however it was 100 years late. In 2084 a man named [Sovereign] had taken control of the entire globe and the destiny of Humanity itself was in his hands. Many called him evil, perhaps he was, but Sovereign believed that he was cultivating the future of humanity; he knew that if Humanity continued on its current trajectory it would not last. However his plans came to an abrupt end when he was tragically murdered by his closest confidante. For a time after that the world finally found peace as their evil overlord had been overthrown but as Sovereign had predicted the world indeed came to an end. Humanity had returned to its old ways, they reconstructed borders, created separations known as 'countries' and in the end without unification and a single future, war had once again engulfed the world. Slowly as it choked on its own ineptitude the humans killed themselves off as their resources depleted and the planet was made uninhabitable. However this was not the end of the story for Sovereign, but a new beginning. Born again in a world of swords and sorcery he quietly evaluates the mettle of these new humans. Should they not come to meet his standards then 'Sovereign' would also be reborn. "To the primitive fools who believe magic reigns supreme, allow me to demonstrate the might of the old world technology."Arc 1: Kenesis Enhancement Project/SovereignArc 2: Human Immortalization Project/Nemesis Arc 3: The Skyfall Project/Gungnir
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Sieg's Glory : World of Ellus
A retired pro gamer unknowingly embarks on a journey to save the world. *** The world of Ellus is on the verge of collapse. Hope dwindles every day as invaders snatched their lands one by one. The strongest warriors asked for the help of the spirit. But they too are helpless. Their strength, the inhabitants of this world, is insufficient. "This is a list of gamers who might be able to help us." So they looked for people from another world. With his intervention, will this world be saved?
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0 damage assassin
Peeping into woman changing room without noticing, easy. Walk to royal treasury, simple. Scout unknown and dangerous areas, manageable. Finding hidden places and treasures, it happens. Escaping embattled situation, it is possible. This is story of assassin known as "No-one". He has two problem. He can deal only zero damage with his weapons and he can´t take a single hit. How is he going to survive? Picture isn´t mine. It is illustration from "to be a power in the shadows". I changed picture to manga one for a while.
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Gaea
A short novel about interstellar colonization, the dangers of scientific discovery, and the end of the world. Image credit goes to Space Engine.
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A Hidden Secret(Cancelled)
A boy on his revenge journey with the diagnosis of Neurotransmitters Switch Disorder. Version 1: Sets up the characters that will be the main focus. Version 2: Sets up the beginning mindsets of the main focused characters. Version 3: Sets up the character in-depth to explain why the characters are this way. (This will be longer than all the other Versions.) Version 4: Sets up the proper storyline. Version 5: Continues the proper storyline. Version 6: The Beginning Of The Cold Age. (1:This a reboot of the Cold Heart story which I discontinued on.) (2:This story is split into VERSIONS, not VOLUMES, I do my kind of things and VERSIONS are mainly which had parts of the stories be more explained and more focused on.)
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Velteria: The Thief
(Indefinite Hiatus) Life was fine, if a little harsh, for Liliei, a young thief living in one of the biggest city on the continent. That is, until she stole an old ring, and everything went wrong. One of my goal in writing this is to improve my writing skills, so do tell if you have constructive criticism.
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