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Animus Storm
An unruly man ponders many things in the last moments of his unlucky demise. What asshole thought heaven and hell seemed like solid choices? Who elected god, was there a popular vote or epic bingo game? If he's reincarnated will he simply be a deer to be hunted down by some fat ass with a racist paint job on his truck? Will his exgirlfriend die in a fire proving there is justice? And lastly who planted this F#@&ing tree?! What if the answer to all of the above is Yes? If the cycle of life and death is all just a game to the gods then he'll just have to win. Follow our not likely hero Nox as he takes the field against warriors and gods of myth and fable in the battle of several lifetimes, spanning ages, and dodging tropes like landmines. Life 2: Howling Thunder,becoming the big bad wolf! The first book is complete and we're rolling right into the next!
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Quest is not for sorceress
Join me with the rest of the crew on the deck as we sailed on The Tornado, exclusively in discord. https://discord.gg/QgFZ4Hy In the Kingdom of Agrierd, where the art of magic was banned, a hopeless sorceress accidentally picked up the Destiny Stone. Every men and women, when they turned sixteen, was given a chance to pursue their life quest and fulfill their purpose in life. Those who accomplished their life quest will be rewarded and blessed by the Goddess of Destiny. Those who stray away from their purpose will be punished by the Guardian of the Quest who comes knocking on the window at midnight. Mia traveled throughout the Kingdom of Agrierd to finish her quest bestowed by the Goddess of Destiny. Will Mia accomplished her life quest or will she lived her life haunted by the Guardian of the Quest? I edit, re-edit, and re-edit and I gave up. Oh, well. I'll see where this story goes and decides later whether I should get a proofreader. Do excuse my grammars, English is my third language and I left school some times ago. I had long forgot about most of the things I learned in classroom.
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Insanely Lucky
Some Call her Mother nature.Some call her God. Some call her Life, and by extension "A Bitch". Lady Luck is all these things and more. After a Botched attempt to exterminate sapient life from Earth she inadvertently caused one of the worst species in the galaxy to come into existnece. Humans Cover provided by Jack0fHeart
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Tear a Path
The world is changing, ushering an era of both boundless beauty and unspeakable monstrosities. Wang Zhao Hui, a man singled out by the great cataclysm forges a road towards the things that were taken away from him as the trapper with a broken system. (as in it doesn't work.)
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Why Can't I Pick Up Girls?
In Emain, there is a troll named Ayagi who longs to be human because he was saved by a witch named Daisy Umbra. However, in order to become human, he must leave the confines of his society and look for a witch kind enough to give him such a potion. As if by fate, he soon meets Elsa, another young witch, who is more than willing to travel with him to gather ingredients. If only these troll hunters and other witches understood the situation...!!!
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Time And Thoughts
This a book is where I freely express and convey emotions and my thoughts about topics. It's a place where I spend my TIME putting my THOUGHTS into words in hopes of helping someone. I've written these poems in such a way, so that my viewers can derive their own meaning from them. For me as a person I tend to feel more comforted, when down, by listen to music or reading poems, in which the poem or song is hopeless and gives off the feeling of the protagonist being bluntly hurt. In my poems I write without words of encouragement, but instead comfort the reader through understanding and allowing them to feel.If you ever feel the need to talk to someone or want to know the meaning of one of my poems or just wanna say something feel free to comment or private message me.Please enjoy and be comforted by my book.Highest ranking:#1 poems#1 poembook#2 poemcollection#2 poem#3 poetry#3 poetrycollection#5 sadpoems#5 thoughts#8 emotions#13 freeverse#17 hopeless#20 feelings#24 sadness#36 depressing #44 updating#56 life#70 sad#87 poet
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