《Incorrect Slasher Quotes》192
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Everybody say "sausage", keep it going!
**starts drumming a beat on bucket**
Eggs, bacon, grits
SAUSAGE!
I'm a skinny bitch but I still take the
SAUSAGE!
Got a fat ass, but I still take the
SAUSAGE!
Got a FLAT ass, but I still get a
SAUSAGE!
Wake up in the morning, I eat the
SAUSAGE!
I'm a redhead, but I still take a
SAUSAGE!
I'm a gay slasher, but I still take
SAUSAGE!
White boy's swag, but I'll take your man's
SAUSAGE!
**panics and raps gibberish**
SAUSAGE!
I'm white, I'm thicc, but you know I get the
SAUSAGE!
Yeah, I read books, but they're all about
SAUSAGE! SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SUA SAUSAGE!
I like girls, can I still take sausage?
Ayyy!
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