Everybody say "sausage", keep it going!

**starts drumming a beat on bucket**

Eggs, bacon, grits

SAUSAGE!

I'm a skinny bitch but I still take the

SAUSAGE!

Got a fat ass, but I still take the

SAUSAGE!

Got a FLAT ass, but I still get a

SAUSAGE!

Wake up in the morning, I eat the

SAUSAGE!

I'm a redhead, but I still take a

SAUSAGE!

I'm a gay slasher, but I still take

SAUSAGE!

White boy's swag, but I'll take your man's

SAUSAGE!

**panics and raps gibberish**

SAUSAGE!

I'm white, I'm thicc, but you know I get the

SAUSAGE!

Yeah, I read books, but they're all about

SAUSAGE! SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SUA SAUSAGE!

I like girls, can I still take sausage?

Ayyy!