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Love.
A will to live.
Death.
Appreciation.
A soul.
I hate this fucking family.
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The Last Blade of Ful
Beaten down and brought low into ruin. Wreathed in a miasma of death and marched upon by a demonic incursion. This is the kingdom of Ful’lal’tul. There is not much left there now unless you count the few haunted survivors. A lone knight comes to realize this when he awakens from his place on a tower. With little other choice other than to sit down and rot away, the knight sets off in search of answers.
8 247 - In Serial16 Chapters
Mind your Manors, please.
In a land of crimson and darkness, a lone door stood in a valley of fiery petals. Within was a golden mansion, home to the Count and his seven guests. When a lone child wandered into a manor of ruin and ancient evil, what horrors awaited the poor and innocent soul? Nemo didn’t know the answer to that question, but she sure as heck wanted to find out. A new world meant adventure, and adventure meant discovery, and discovery meant fun! Well, that was supposed to be the plan, but the Count was too busy trying to fix the manor to go with her. So she would help him, that was what friends were for, right? This ultimate housemaid would stop at nothing until the job was done. It didn’t matter if the manor lay ruined for many years, it didn’t matter if all the guests could bring about the end of the world, it doubly didn’t matter that Nemo was a low-level scrub, whatever that meant. She would level up, get better at fixing things, and nothing would stop her from having the Count take her on an adventure! Now, where did the last giant floating eyeball go? next arc release date: indefinite hiatus Disclaimer: the current cover is a place-holder stock photo taken from Stockfresh. If the rights holder wishes for the cover to be taken down, please contact me and I will gladly do so.
8 109 - In Serial7 Chapters
The Quest For The Golden Turd: Book Form
This Book Has Crude Humor And it was based of a movie I made on youtube and i was younger and i wanted to correct stuff by making a book. Author Daniel Noah p.s thanks gej302 for the cover!
8 151 - In Serial52 Chapters
Path Of The Cultured Uncultured One
Gu Yang, despite his name, is American and has lived there ever since he was born, but one day while he was jogging, an unexpected phenomenon occurred, and he was taken to an unknown realm.
8 223 - In Serial15 Chapters
MINDMEN
Aru-menan was the death goddess, a revered warrior and step daughter of Zeto the mighty, the fire god. After being banished from her home realm to planet earth, she becomes Anna, an introverted teenage girl. Things change when she becomes a mindman and it gets worse when she decides to use these powers to save her city. She's running back into the life she was kicked out of.
8 177 - In Serial36 Chapters
How Not to Poach a Unicorn
The deepest darkest prison on the planet is not where anyone would choose to start their day, particularly when they have a job to do. A princess and her personal guards fighting to stop a war, arrested for trespassing; an expert assassin stalking a merciless wizard, arrested for poaching; and a confused boy, utterly lost and severely concussed, arrested for failing to adequately explain who he was or how he came to be lying in a sizable crater. Together this unlikely, and somewhat unwilling, band of allies will perform daring escapes and battle an onslaught of mages, monsters, and malodorous thieves as they race across a continent to save two nations from mutual annihilation.
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