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Hold on, hold on, hold on-
This is my fav-
HOLD ON! Her sister was a witch! Right?!
**wheezing**
And what was HER sister?! A princess!!
**laughing**
The wicked witch of the EAST, bro!!
**cackles**
... I'm gonna stab him.
YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?! AM I WRONG?!
It's my favorite movie-
SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DAWG!!
**dying of laughter**
I don't wanna fight with you
Grow up, bro!
I don't wanna fight with you.
Grow up!
Get educated, bro.
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