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What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Disappoint my parents.
Turn my swag on!
Take a nap.
: Men!
Regret it.
Uh, I don't wake up. I'm waiting till enlightenment.
Wash off the blood from the previous night's kill.
You can't wake up if you never go to sleep.
Cry internally. Cry externally. Cry eternally.
Hug my girlfriend and say "I love you!" ... pillow. I ... hug my pillow....
7 am. Waking up in the morning, I have to be fresh and go downstairs. Then I'll get my bowl and-
We get it. We get it. We all get it.
I lay in bed for another hour, unable to move, dreading having to face another day of my petty existence, going through the motions set out by society, never making a significant mark in the world.
: You okay there, buddy?
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