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Yesterday I accidentally kicked Freddy in the face.
I was torn between saying "Are you okay?!" and "I'm sorry!"
So I panicked and yelled "Are you sorry?!"
Chucky still hasn't stopped laughing at me.
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The world is wild, untamed. Humanity thrives, but only in isolated, well defended cities, ever shrinking as the wilds slowly reclaim all that was taken. The most capable magic users are raised up as Mages to serve mankind, further their cause, and defend them over the course of millennia. Tala is freshly graduated from the magic academy and determined to make her own way in the world. She hopes to pay off her massive debts, quickly, but still plans on living each and every day to the fullest. Too bad the Academy left some glaring holes in her practical education. Loath to let that slow her down, and with no patience for a standard, low-paid apprenticeship (intended to fill many of those knowledge gaps), Tala strives to learn and improve as rapidly as she can on her own. Her unorthodox methods for preserving her own life allow her to take greater risks in search of profit and advancement, much to the surprise of those around her. I do hope you enjoy this tale, but let me know what you think either way! Critique, both positive and negative, is welcome. Release schedule is weekly: M-W-F Thank you for your time and for giving this story a try. AUTHOR'S NOTE: If this is found on a site other than Royal Road, or the linked Patreon, it was not posted by the author. Please find this tale, here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/47826/millennial-mage
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Santa and his pet pangolin prepare the perfect Christmas gift for Dr. Peter Daszak!
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Monsters slaughtered his mother. Now they're hunting him to finish the job. Life is already hard enough in the underground hellscape of a city buried beneath the scorched ruins of America. This fistfighting chef is content with his meager life dishing up stylish meals to feed his fellow corporate slaves. But when brutal monsters threaten his family, a twisted ghost peels the haunted silver dragoon armor off a nearby corpse and welds the metal straight to Edgar's flesh, blessing and cursing him with the arcane power of ancient Atlantis. Now an undying horror stalks him in the dark. With his family, his vengeance, and his very soul on the line, Edgar must choose between dying on his knees or embracing his role as heir to the calamity his enemies fear most. Let the hunt begin. WARNING: This story depicts scenes of intense violence and deep psychological trauma. The first 50 chapters are already written and will be edited weekly for release. Jump into this hot new thriller LitRPG series and hold on for the fast-paced ride of a lifetime. Note: This story is currently on hiatus. I'm working with a professional editor to make Silver Dragoon a better story. It needs more polishing before it's ready to be shared, but when I complete that process, I'll upload the new chapters so you can all enjoy the story at its very best. Thanks for your patience!
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A ship goes missing. Not a strange occurrence in such a tumultuous solar system as this. Earth and Mars are at each other's throats, everyone in between just trying to survive. A ship goes missing. The Anna Karenina is dispatched to find her. Aboard the Anna, Sirius is trying to escape his past and make it to the next port but an ill-timed mutiny throws a wrench in his plans. As the situation aboard the Anna Karenina grows increasingly dire, a space station appears, as if from the void itself. And, unprompted, fires upon them! A ship goes missing...
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In yet another world of swords, magic and, most importantly, monsters, a young lad defies centuries of tradition to cook the rarest and most bizarre creatures he can find, even if it means risking his life in the fields of battle. The Monsters Cookbook offers not only the creative and groundbreaking recipes of Chef Erion but also his own records of the adventures that led him to find the many unexplored flavors of the World.
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As he closed his eyes, his life flashed before his eyes. Starting from birth, adolescence, adulthood, and then his death. He had witnessed his homeland decline from prosperity and died with regret for all the comrades he lost. Only to find himself awoken in the past as a young boy. With his memories of his previous life, he decided to use his advance knowledge for the prosperity of his homeland. His ancestors may have set the grounds for the Holy Milishial Empire to shine high in the sky, but he will make sure that it will shine victoriously. Forever. DISCLAIMER: (Nihonkoku Shoukan/Summoning Japan belongs to Minorou.)
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