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This dinner is too hot. I can't eat it.
You're too hot and I still eat you.
**blushes**
**winks**
One dinner. I just want one dinner. ONE PEACEFUL DINNER-
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Gourmet of Another World
In a fantasy world where martial artists can split mountains and creeks with a wave of their hand and break rivers with a kick, there exists a little restaurant like this. The restaurant isn’t large, but it is a place where countless apex existences will rush into. There, you can taste egg-fried rice made from phoenix eggs and dragon blood rice. There, you can drink strong wine brewed from vermillion fruit and water from the fountain of life. There, you can taste the barbecued meat of a ninth grade supreme beast sprinkled with black pepper. What? You want to abduct the chef? That’s not going to happen, because there’s a tenth grade divine beast, the Hellhound, lying at the entrance. Oh, that chef also has a robotic assistant that killed a ninth grade supreme being with a single hand and a group of crazy women whose stomachs were conquered.
8 1938 - In Serial49 Chapters
The Merchant of Death
A Genius Psychopath from Earth transmigrates into the body of Tony Stark which completely changes the fate of the Multiverse. AU Dark!Tony This novel will follow both The Cinematic and Comic Verse.
8 214 - In Serial37 Chapters
Alive?
In the ruins of a once glorious city, a mage awakens. As the sole survivor(?) of the cataclysm that destroyed his entire species, he’s forced to adapt. While learning the intricacies of his new body, he must first carve out a place for himself in a familiar yet foreign world before he can set out to reclaim his heritage. I cannot stress this enough: the character is not human, do not expect him to react like one. I know the hand on the cover only has five finger, but I doubt I am going to find a royalty free radiography with two perfectly functional thumbs placed in a sensible way anytime soon. The rewrite is finished. Beta readers are welcomed and I am still wondering whether I should put the sci-fi tag or not.
8 298 - In Serial11 Chapters
Family business
Blood is thicker than water. The famous one-liner to bond families together, but is it really true? Lo and behold as family dramas occur under the watchful eyes of an old and obscure profession. Jack Crucintum is always interested in entertaining guests.
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The Immortals
Julie knows nothing about the supernatural until, one night, she gets kidnapped with Elena and learn that she lives in a world where vampires and witches exist. Her life changes then, after a certain Original takes an interest in her. (Elijah x OC) (I am well aware of the stupid mistakes in that thing) + (unfinished)Someone by the username of Phoenix1Queen has plagiarized this story, their story is called Falling in Love with an Original.I do not authorise this work, or any of my works, to be reposted, changed, spun-off in anyway no matter how many changes you make or claim you made.
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Shooting stars Sundrop x Moondrop
🤍 fluff ❤ smutt🖤 angst💜creator note
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