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I keep dropping all these hints, but they just don't get it!
They must be really dumb.
Oh, no. They're really smart! They're just dense.
Well, then just straight up tell them.
Okay. Harry Warden, I love you.
Just like that! They'd have to be a complete IDIOT to not get the memo after that!
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