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Where's Ghostface?
Doing stuff.
I don't like the sound of that. Where's Michael?
Trying to stop Ghostface from doing the stuff.
And Freddy?
Trying to stop Michael from stopping Ghostface from doing the stuff.
I see. And what are you doing here?
I'm supposed to be stopping you from stopping Freddy from stopping Michael from stopping Ghostface from doing the stuff.
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