《Incorrect Slasher Quotes》61
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Surgery is just stabbing a person back to life.
Please never become a surgeon.
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Until Death? (Refleshed Version)
Ever been a god? Well, I was! Until I died.... and got judged by the other gods! Apparently, they didn't like the whole "My Faith is the only true one!" idea. Oh, and for the record: The Apocalypse wasn't intentional, ok? In my defense, I want it to be known that my enemies threw the first stone and the whole 'Offer the other cheek' just isn't my thing. Seems like, for punishment, I get sent onto a vacation! Or so I hope? ——————————————————————————————— Reading Order of the Multiverse-Books ——————————————————————————————— Author's Comment: It's here, a rewrite? Yes! I would like to think that this version will have better grammar, better jokes, hopefully, everything better. Since it was my first work and started solely to improve my English, the grammar always caused me headaches when I looked at it. Well, and there are the plotholes which appeared with the whole multiverse thing that came with my other works... Let's just say that the first one was never written with the idea of turning it into a series. So let's get a shovel and fill-up the plot so that hapless readers won't fall into those pitch-black pits. They might break a knee! Or worse, vanish forever. And now the disclaimer everyone knows: I was asked about reading my work on other sites. The answer is simple: Currently, I am not active in any other networks than royalroadl.com. Only here, I correct mistakes and errors. If you read it anywhere else and have to pay for it or have to deal with an annoying amount of advertisement, You Are Being Betrayed. You would do good if you make other people in that network aware of it. This is a free project of mine for the purpose of having fun. And if people try to make money with it you shouldn't bother visiting their website. The only one whom I actually allowed to have my work on his website is Armaell who invested the time to compile them into pdf. (http://armaell-library.net/author/andur)
8 140100 Luck and the Dragon Tamer Skill!
An ominous message puts everyone on Earth into a state of panic, and not long afterwards millions are kidnapped from their homes by a God-like entity. After being gifted with powers and abilities beyond their wildest dreams, they were left to fend for themselves in a strange and dangerous new world.Unlike the others, Alkelios Yatagai is one of the few who find themselves alone and separated from everyone else. With only a ridiculous amount of Luck and a unique skill to help him survive, he travels through a land teeming with dangerous monsters and... dragons. Volume 1 can be bought on Amazon: Dragons can be cute too! Volume 2 can be bought on Amazon: Dragons can love too! Volume 3 can be bought on Amazon: Do Dragons love war? Volume 4 coming soon... Warning: Tagged 15+ for Gore and Violence.
8 201The B-Team
Temp. Synopsis: Our world is not as it seems. There is war that goes on in the shadows affecting what normal people see and experience in minor ways. To those who participate in this war, life is struggle for their ideals, survival and to blend in. Especially to blend in. Now the balance of the struggle has begun tipping and those minor changes? Not so minor anymore so....... Follow the tale of THE mythical rag-tag team as they start out and slowly change the world with one whacked-out mission after another. --------------------------------- First attempt at this, may not be able to update as often as liked or at all. Please be ruthless with criticisms as I may not even pay attention. Warning: Content may contain swearing and gore ----------------- Update: 1st april '17: work is getting me down but i got a bit more in stockpile but its a very bad stockpile so im constantly polishing and releasing only when I think I can't polish anymore. PLEASE comment and rate for my motivation to increase.
8 203The Second Divine
if you could do anything you want to, will you even have anything you that want to have? this story follows a young boy who through various events got the power of an almighty god, only to find out that immortality and endless power isnt all its cracked up to be. will he become the saviour of everything or its ender? will he warp reality or let it be? what is reality to begin with? join him in his philosphical search for answers and adventures far beyond your wildest dreams because everything is possible, especially when you control everything. Note : This is my first novel written ages ago and i have matured since then (back then i only read light novels) Its not edited cause honestly i cant bring myself to read something i already know whats gonna happen in, so yeah alot of typosThe chapters are long as hell so yeah treat them as multiples (i mean by the end of chapter 3 its 10k words)
8 138A Mission With The Hokage ( A Naruto Fanfic)
Uzumaki Naruto, the seventh hokage has suggested an absurd idea. He would bring the kids along on a field trip including his kids, Boruto and Himawari as well as Sarada, Inojin, Shikadai and ChoCho. Just when he thought it was just a simple educational trip, something bad has happened. Himawari has been kidnapped! And also, the appearence of Orochimaru?! Just what is happening?!Follow the adventure and explore what the hokage and the kids meet as they go on a "fun" educational trip!Disclaimer: I do not own any references nor pictures used in this story. All rights belong to its respective owners :)
8 102hotline | k.nj ✔
❝hello, this is the school hotline for advice. how may i help you?❞❝what areas do you offer help in?❞in which, a guy calls the school hotline, only to be met by a girl who unknowingly is his crush.•••bts series #23rd person's povnamjoon/reader(y/n)bts highschool aulower-case intendedside taekookside yoonminjin/ocextremely short chapters200-600 words each23 chapters•••Disclaimer:I do NOT own BTS or you. Just a fanfic. Please keep in mind while reading.•••Double Updates On Mondays•••Cover by the amazingly beautiful -softgguk!•••Started: 02/07/2019Ended: 23/09/2019•••Author's Age When She Wrote:15 years old.
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