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So, you two got kicked out of the movies. What for?
We were yelling diving scores as people jumped off the boat in Titanic.
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Nameless Hypocrite
"Bastard, surrender yourself!" "You think you can escape our encirclement?!" "An omnicidal fiend like you can only atone in death!" Despite his precarious situation, a young man ignored the union's provocations. His violet robe was in tatters, showing the incredible number of attacks he received, yet there was no sign of injury. Noticing the light smile tugging at his lips, the pursuing heroes warily watched him, cautious of a final attack. It was only by working together that they could corner a monster like him. An arrow pierced the air, beelining towards the young man. A malicious gleam revealed itself in his eyes; he unsheathed his sword, a long, curved blade, and deflected the projectile, spiking it into the ground. The archer's eyes widened before being split in two. He died suddenly and indignantly. The group backed away; their former confidence diminished greatly by the invisible counter. It was then that the young man sighed, his voice full of lament and self-pity. "Being a saint truly is difficult, even the world cannot understand my righteous actions." The expressions of the surrounding heroes turned ugly. Such blatant hypocrisy! Yes, the protagonist is a villain. We don't do morals here. New chaps when I write them
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The Pleasant Potato Inn Co.
Tobias is the oldest of the Boyd sextuplets. His siblings are, as follows, Penn, Penelope, Ignatius, Cassiopeia, and Odysseia. They're a wild bunch but Tobias can normally reign them in before they get into too much trouble. One day, Tobias helps an old man scare off some punks causing trouble around his store. As thanks, the old man gives him a medallion and warns him not to put it in strawberry lemonade or bad things will happen. Tobias heads home and, finding all his siblings there, tells them about the medallion and the ominous warning the old man gave him. Ignatius, being an idiot, snatches the medallion and plops it into his glass of strawberry lemonade before Tobias can stop him. A second later and Tobias sitting in some strange land with purple grass, a greenish sky, and a faded, blue sun. Unfortunately for him, a giant tortoise looking thing running right at him, sharp teeth bared and horns ready to gut him. It’s by sheer luck that a slime comes along and just absorbs the thing or...whatever it is that slimes do with their food. Tobias fears that he's going to face the same fate until the slime speaks. ”Oh? Is this a human? I should probably kill you...Before I do, let me ask you something. Do you like potatoes?”
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Bored Gamer in Other Worlds
Bored Gamer in Other Worlds. A spoiled brat journeys in mystical worlds and beyond.
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The Soul Princess
First, sorry if you have difficulties reading my fiction. I am not that good in English but I want to make better English for you guy. The general idea is here.If you have ideas of a way to help me I would like to know them. Thank you for your understanding. Did you imagine if your father is death and you have special powers? I imagined it. I want to tell you that some characters are inspired or pick of the video game Diablo 3 the reaper of souls. There gonna be references to it. Probably nephalems.In the story, the main protagonist wants to know why she different from others. she will also search for her father and her mom. during her adventures, she will find some monster who wants to kill her. example: Leoric the crazy king. also, archangel and demons want her power to protect the world or destroy it. Who will be the one who controls's her? Why archangels and demons are afraid of nephalems and her? So many questions.
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The Alpha and I (Book 1)
Cici is sad and abused. She's lost her wolf. When she finds her mate will everything finally turn out ok? Or will it just get worse?Well I guess I should start by saying hello! My name is Cici, Let's start at the beginning shall we? I lived with my dad (The Alpha of our pack) and step mom since I was 6 as my birth mother died. At the age of 8 my wolf made itself known, her name was Maya, it was rare to have your wolf come forward before you were 16, but I just thought I was lucky.(Started January 21st 2021, Finished February 12th 2021) WARNING ADULT CONTENT!
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Yandere Kouha Ren x Reader (Magi)
When your village was raided and you were sold off as a slave, you never imagined you would gain the love of a prince. However, this was a prince you wished you had never met.
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