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How do Billy and Stu get out of these messes?
They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.
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Real Real Life
Jamie was having a bad day, until he was crushed to death by a beer delivery truck and things became a whole lot worse. Thrown back into the 'Real World', but now with access to his own stats and those of others Jamie must undertake a series of quests in order to level up and advance, and figure out just what in the name of all that is unholy is going on. Which is the real world? Is he in a game? A simulation? And who actually is his online friend Barry. Inspired greatly by the MUDs of the 90s, many of the aspects will be familiar to those who experienced the joys of text adventures, MUSHs, MURPEs, MUDs, modern MMORPGs or just some good old fashioned cybering with a 17/f/Cali who was anything but. This humorous, harem LitRPG story is the first story by experienced author Jamie Haremie under this pen name. Jamie has previously written horror and romance (sometimes together!) as well as tons and tons of riveting TPS reports. (Late 90s cultural reference? CHECK). Any and all comments and suggestions welcome!
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Unstable
They're all stuck in a mental hospital and they don't have quirks.
8 205 - In Serial8 Chapters
Zero Visible
What would an anime be like from the perspective of a background character?From birth, Reikawa Yuuya has had the ability to see the character arcs of the people around him, a skill passed down through his family. Combined with his extremely low presence, Yuuya is in the perfect position to be an observer in countless stories.The thing is, though, the humans in this city aren’t people. Not to him.And he’s afraid of what they can become.(Disclaimer: This is a psychological drama. Yuuya starts the story off with severe psychological and emotional trauma that only decays as the story proceeds. If you're looking for a witty meta story with a cool power-fantasy MC, this isn't it.)Also on Wordpress at zerovisible.wordpress.com
8 146 - In Serial11 Chapters
Nocturne (Version 2)
A man, rejected by the very world he was born in, finds himself embroiled in a bizarre encounter after crossing over to another world. In this land of brutal war and equally brutal love, can a man and his group of hardcore companions make a place for themselves.This story is a recreation of the original Nocturne novel. Everything is more.... well more. Certain distasteful plot devices have been removed, but be warned. The fights are more intense and people you may come to adore will be injured terribly in the battles to come... but with a little hope and a lot of hot erotic action... they may find a way to survive.Mature Content Warning: [18+] for Strong Sexual Content, Graphic Violence, Adult Situations, and Obscene language
8 137 - In Serial17 Chapters
Absorbed
Just a story of a normal guy waking up in a forest or maybe just dreaming?
8 203 - In Serial9 Chapters
I am not your Daddy
"Is she your daughter?" a question asked by many."No she is my wife and mine" i said proudly. My little wify is all mine and i am her everything. ___________________________Her tiny frame looked so seductive. She looked at me with sleepy eyes. "Go to sleep" i said firmly. She did a little action with her hand. "Let's sleep oman, come" I took a sigh. I went near her. Her new forming boobs were visible through sheer cloth and Her legs were exposed. I laid beside her. Her back was aginst my chest. I slowly slide my palm on her waist. "Umm" she moaned."You like it" i took her moan as yes. I pushed my hand towards her little soft stomach. I slowly grabbed her clothed boob and squeezed harder.___________________________________Oman married 15 year old tara to save her from evil and dirty eyes of men who wanted to take advantage of her as she had no one to take care of her. Oman took her in his care but later on his sister forced him to marry tara. So that she can be safe. But fatima didn't knew, oman is beast himself. He will not stop himself, when he will start developing feelings for his little wife.But the problem was that when people looked at this couple they thaught they were father and daughter because of their big age gap. ___________________________(18+)Historical novel.!!! mature content !!!Read at your own risk.
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