《Incorrect Slasher Quotes》46
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Why would you give a knife to a child?!
Samara felt unsafe.
Now I feel unsafe!
I'm sorry.
... would you like a knife?
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Slaying Monsters for Dummies
East coast, late 2018. A handful of people with nothing in common find themselves targeted by kidnappers. It sounds like a job for the FBI, except that the criminals are not quite human anymore, and the victims find themselves wielding strange abilities. How exactly are you supposed to explain that to the cops? You don't. You survive, fight and strive, and most importantly you prepare, for magic is coming back and there is a world to save. And a market to corner. Image by Bella Bergolts. https://www.deviantart.com/bellabergolts The story is told from the perspective of the two protagonists. I have finished writing two arcs and will upload them quickly, the upload rate will slow down after that. I welcome corrections and constructive criticism, in particular when it comes to inconsistencies.
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Statless
Summary Alexander Weiss, an intelligent and slightly unusual man, always dreamt of becoming a mage. Sadly, reality is harsh and even his best efforts never allowed him to achieve his goal during his lifetime... or did they? One has to be careful what they wish for, lest they might live to see it fulfilled. Description Follow Alex, a man whose pursuit of magic could not even be stopped by his non-magical reality, going as far as to create it himself, only to encounter an unsurmountable obstacle shortly before achieving his lifes goal, denying him all access to these powers. His journey will take him through a miraculous world, full of wonders, magic and manic beasts trying to devour him! He will learn much about this world during his adventures, exploring individual aspects of the System and the various monsters that came from it... or did they? Strong points What you'll get from this novel is the following (read with overly enthusiastic salesman-voice) : • An ending! I'll complete it, no matter what. Well, not "no matter what", but as long as I don't unexpectedly end, this novel won't either! • Good grammar! Might not be perfect, but it's definitely good enough to not detract from the story in the slightest. I'll also fix any reported mistakes as soon as possible, be they grammatical, syntactical or just inconsistencies. • No plot-armor! Or plot-weapons! Or plot-... potions? And no plot-holes! If you see some, it's most likely information that is being witheld for future revelations! But in the (hopefully) very unlikely case of such a vile beast being encountered, please inform me immediately and I'll see to slaying it without grace! (Translation: If you see plot-holes, tell me and I'll fix them) • Logic! [Hidden : Spoilers][Hidden : More Spoilers] [Moved to Chapter [Hidden Spoiler]'s Author's Note] Marvelous, I know! • Blue Boxes! And maybe something more! • Sensible retroactive edits! Not to be confused with radioactive edits! You'll not have to re-read previous chapters, even if they get some major edits. If they were to receive new information, I'll add that very information to the newly released chapters too, in a reasonable way. • Realism! Shocking, I know! Especially considering the tag related to that and the point about "Logic!". This also means that the story will be... well, realistically depicting a pretty messed up world. Don't expect bunnies... at least not cute ones. • Relatively faster paced! No long and boring descriptions of irrelevant stuff. There will be some longer descriptions about important things, but that's gonna be necessary world- and/or character-building! • Short action! Might not be a plus for some, but you won't have to look at a whole (or, god forbit, multiple) chapter describing a fight against the same enemy... • Strategy and hard progression! It's a dog-eat-dog world! No grinding/power-creep! If you're up against three enemies of your level at once, you've already lost! • Understanding! It will be mostly about discovering the wonders of this new world and how it became like that, all while trying to survive. So there will be enough action nonetheless! • Humor! Sometimes dark, sometimes light, always at the worst moment! • Constructive critics, welcome! Destructive critics, nope... I can handle criticism though, so don't go easy on me! Just make sure it's really a mistake when complaining about something. • Will add more in the future! If I can think of more stuff...
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Magic, Monsters and Medieval Mayhem.
A school full of unwilling students is summoned to a cruel and foreign world of monsters and magic, they need to adapt to survive and thrive.
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The Bloodwood Curse - Book 1 of the Rosethorn Chronicles
Akuchi sets off from his home to find his own place in the world. After enlisting in the Cerecan army he hears about Fort Northern Wiles.Fort Northern Wiles stands as the guardian to the civilized world. Surrounded by enemies; Trolls assault the walls to the North, and a hidden danger lurks deep in the dark forest to the south.Akuchi volunteers to serve at the dangerous Fort Northern Wiles, hoping to get out early and start his own farm. To do so Akuchi must travel to the heart of the Bloodwood forest and save the dark elves from a curse so terrible that it leaves its people trapped by their own shame, a disfigurement so horrific that they have all hidden away from the whole world.Princess Aife of the dark elves has been harshly cursed. Like her people, she has never looked at herself in the mirror desperate to forget the curse. When others look at her she sees their horror on their faces, tormented she hides from all.
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Le roi fou des hommes-arbres - Aventures des Arbolarbres(FR)
Histoire Fantastique pour adolescents et jeunes adultes Dans un pays où la magie est influencée par le cycle des saisons végétales de l'Arbé, de la Poussé, de la Germé et de la Floré, un jeune homme arbre (Arbolarbre) appelé Oak Quercus découvre son don de pour la magie, celui-ci provenant de sa longue lignée. Cependant, sa magie sera-t-elle suffisante pour arrêter le Roi Fou du peuple Arbolarbre, celui qui a enlevé toute sa famille pour les punir d'avoir élevé la voix contre ses impôts injustes ? Taxes qu'il cherche à utiliser pour lever une armée afin de conquérir les Royaumes Animaliers et assouvir sa faim de chair et sa quête d'mmortalité, s'opposant ainsi aux enseignements sacrés de l'Arbre-Dieu et de la Foi Végétale ?
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Landlord
Story of a boy who will lord over the universe, he starts with rabbits, then the sovereigns of other planets. Between that, he learns how to love, leads humans to safety and sometimes starts a new railroad project to carry goods. He sought to find out why and how did everything started.
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