《Incorrect Slasher Quotes》41
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Do you ever smell the upsexy while killing teens?
Smell the what?
Upsexy.
What's that?
What?
What the hell is that?
What are you asking me?
**long sigh** What's upsexy?
Nothing much, you?
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